Joker

The heinous villain Joker's reign of terror comes to a citrousy halt after a heist gone wrong. An accident involving lemons (and a bit of magic chewing gum) replaces both his eyes with the yellow fruit. The series continues on as Joker tries over and over again to find a cure for his ailment. Filled with magical capers and fruit puns, will the Mysterious Joker ever regain his true eyes?

Comical Psychosomatic Medicine

Due to the growing population of shut-ins refusing to leave their homes, Japan has decided to produce an anime that allows these losers to diagnosis and help themselves. Comical Psychosomatic Medicine uses comedy to teach otakus and shut-ins how to identify if they have become mentally ill (instead of just a standard pervert). Each episode ends with a plea for the audience to take action and seek help. Hopefully, for the sake of Japan's future, the plea does not fall on deaf ears.

Japan Anima(tor) Expo - 20min Walk From Nishi-Ogikubo Station, 2 Bedrooms, Living Room, Dining Room, Kitchen, 2mos Deposit, No Pets Allowed

The Japan Anima(tor) Expo (http://animatorexpo.com/titlelist/) consists of short animations from various directors. The sixth episode involves a tiny naked woman who invades the apartment of an unsuspecting man in order to play out his biggest (or rather, smallest) fantasy.

Jewelpet

The year is 2086. Jewelpets have rebelled against their masters and humanity has been all but wiped out. The few humans that survive remain underground away from the patrols of the Jewelpet enforcers such as this adorable pink alpaca adorned with flowers. Will a ragtag team of resistance fighters be able to stand up against enforcers and take back the surface? Or will the last remnants of humanity be wiped from existence?

Lesbian Bear Storm

Lesbian Bear Storm is the straightforward action story of humanity defending itself against the imminent threat of invading bears. Lacking in the frou-frou symbolism that weighs down other shows, Lesbear Storm focuses on the one and only thing that matters: Kicking some serious bear ass. Despite obviously being inspired by Attack on Titan, Lesbian Bear Storm easily surpasses it by making use of gruesome deaths and high-intensity action. This is a blockbuster to keep your eyes on.

Your Lie in April

Google Fiber finally comes to a small town in central Japan but it leaves the residents with one question: What to do with all this Internet? Through fate and happenstance programming prodigy Kousei Arima comes across visionary Kari Miyazono and their lives are changed forever. Sweat and hard work lead the two to develop a revolutionary app that changes the lives of not only the townsfolk, but the entire world. The last thing to be revealed is the lie that was told in April. Who told it and what impact did it have on these two young entrepreneurs?

Gourmet Girl Graffiti

After the death of her grandmother, Ryou Machiko is living alone in the big city. Unable to deal with the isolation, Ryou creates an imaginary friend Kirin who "visits" every week to enjoy all kinds of home-cooked dishes. Ryou's dear classmate, Shiina, catches on to her poor mental state and, while engulfed in hedonism and licentiousness, decides to take advantage. Shiina now gets free meals and a show every weekend as she eats Ryou's food and watches her talk to herself.

THE iDOLM@STER Cinderella Girls

The Idolmatster returns with the darker, grittier spinoff ironically called "Cinderella Girls". Cinderella Girls explores the shadowy side of the mega money making idol industry. Following fourteen girls from their start as brainwashed wide-eyed youths to their debut as carbon-copied mass produced eye candy, Cinderella Girls is a grim divulgence into the unknown practices that go into the making and marketing of idols out of innocent girls and an exposé of the industry as a whole.

Amagi Brilliant Park

Kanye West along with his hoes 50 Cent and Queen Latifa set out to make Amagi Brilliant Park the most ballin' theme park in all of Japan. With a newly installed gun range, strip club, and fried chicken stand, the park is set for its goal of trying to achieve 250,000 visitors by year's end. All that's left is Kanye to sit back and enjoy his bitches.

Lovely Complex

 

Giantess Risa wants to score with her vertically challenged friend but faces one major obstacle: He's an idiot. Atsushi Ootani, the short moron that Risa has a crush on, will just not take a hint. This leads Risa and all her friends to bully Ootani nonstop. The onslaught of despotic torment done in an attempt to push Ootani into Risa's arms never works out. He's just so damn stupid.

Waiting in the Summer

Lemon Yamano is the highest ranked agent in the Japanese branch of the highly secretive Men in Black agency. In Waiting in the Summer, Lemon is armed only with her neuralizer as she watches over Kaito Kirishima and his interactions with the forlorn alien using the pseudonym Ichika Takatsuki. Lemon's actions, taken only from the shadows, protect Earth from all threats unknown to the public.

The Fruit of Grisaia

Also known as Le Fruit de la Grisaia or "Potato Harem," The Fruit of Grisaia is about one man's mission to force five girls to pee themselves. Yuji Kazami, after being stuck at a school filled with only five chicks with mental problems, decides to pass the time by teasing them and taking advantage of their imbalanced mental states. Yuji performs pranks with increasing magnitude until he reaches the ultimate conclusion: He should make them pee themselves. Armed only with his knowledge from his former military career and the backing of a mercenary group will Yuji be able to succeed? Will his dreams of golden showers come to fruition? Yuji sets his sights on Michiru Matsushima, the Lemon Girl, to be his first victim. Bonne chance!

Tribe Cool Crew

Street thug Haneru along with his cronies Spider, Cannon, Double M, and the Fatman run a local gang that call themselves the Tribe Cool Crew.  After a hit gone wrong and a run in with the law, the Tribe Cool Crew is forced into community service to avoid jail time. Spending Christmas at the daycare, Spider dresses up as Santa Claus and hands out animal keychains as the rest sneak into the office to swipe computers.

My Bride Is a Merman Who Lives in My Bathtub (Orenchi no Furo Jijo)

Tatsumi has a problem: His bride is a merman who lives in his bathtub. A humble re-telling of Samuel Taylor Coleridge's famous Rime of the Ancient Mariner, MerTub tries to adapt the epic poem in only 13 four minute episodes. With the Merman playing the albatross and his little sister playing Lady Death, will Tatsumi make it out of his bathroom alive to tell his tale?

The Idolm@ster Movie

The Idolm@ster Movie (pronounced "Idolmatster") was just one big ripoff of Yamakan's more popular and more loved Wake Up, Girls!. Starring young idols having young idol problems such as sleeping with too many managers and missing a period or two, The Idolmatster Movie is just more of that same thing you've seen before. But this time with terrible characters such as that one dog hater, that one man hater, the one that can talk to animals, and the twins. The only major difference between this movie and WUG! was that WUG! at least had the decency to put an alpaca in the background. Here all I see are lemons. It's like a metaphor (or something).

Encouragement of Climb

Otherwise known as "Mountain Lolis", Encouragement of Climb is about one young girl's quest to be as annoying as she possibly can. Whether she's complaining about homework or lamenting about a walk up a mild slope, Aoi Yukimura will go out of her way in an attempt to drive her friends Hinata and Kokona crazy. Only when slapped by her mountain-climbing mentor Kaede Saito will Aoi shut the hell up. In Season 2 an alpaca named Phil Powers is hidden in every episode. The above image is from the OP as to not spoil any of the hidden locations. How many Phils can you find?

Gakuen Alice

In Gakuen Alice, young lesbian Mikan Sakura has an unhealthy obsession with her girl-crush Hotaru Imai. One day Hotaru disappears, forcing Mikan to chase after her. Mikan eventually ends up at a top-secret academy famous for enrolling lolis with superpowers. One student, the stereotypical male shojo love-interest and bad-boy with a dark history, Natsume Hyuga, repeatably attempts to seduce Mikan. Though to his despair, and despite his misunderstood and gentle heart, this bad-boy is doomed to a life alone as Mikan only has eyes for Hotaru.
(Guest post written by Ravaniia)

A good librarian like a good shepherd

After transferring to a new school Kyotaro Kakei becomes suddenly swarmed by chicks! They all want in his pants but an all-knowing, all-seeing entity known as "the shepherd" watches his every move. Will he be able to conquer all the girls under the watchful eye of the shepherd? Or will he meet his eventual demise by suffocating on all that pussy like some sort of librarian?

Black Butler: Book of Circus

Black Butler: Book of Circus is season three of the Black Butler series. It's about a white butler who serves a Lord Phantomhive in ancient England. While fighting for the Queen against Germany in World War II, Phantomhive enjoys a plate of lobster and lemons served up by these brainwashed youths.

Strange+

In a word, Strange+ is.... bizarre. Jun Fukuyama voices the girl-boy leader of the Strange+ detective squad where many weird incidents take place. Instead of writing more, I believe the screenshot below is enough description.

Nodame Cantabile

Nodame Cantabile is about no dame. It's about a loveless dude named Cantabile and his passion for music. With no dame to hold him back, this man goes on to master the viola, piano, and harp. And as a bachelor he still has time and money to enjoy all the video games he wants. Living the dream.

Adventure Time

Earl of Lemongrab is the kindhearted old ruler of the Earldom of Lemongrab. He loves pranks and encourages all denizens to pull light-hearted pranks on him to promote unity between him and his subjects. All who serve under him wish for his reign to last one thousand years.

Survival Games Club!

Fried Chicken Lemon makes his appearance in Episode 4 of Survival Games Club!. A master of the gaming arts, this finger lickin' stud wins over the hearts and minds (and panties) of the girls from the Survival Games Club.

Mysterious Girlfriend X

Akira Tsubaki gets his first girlfriend, Mikoto Urabe, in Mysterious Girlfriend X. And she's a little mysterious. She's got a fetish for eating raw lemons and cutting everything with her panty-scissors. He's got a thing for drinking her drool. Both these weirdos seem to get along until Tsubaki learns Urabe's biggest mystery is she's not a "girl"friend at all!

GJ Club @

In GJ Club @, the GJ Club lands in America. And like true Americans, they devote their entire time to eating.

Baby Steps

Baby Steps isn't about babies. It's about tennis. What's up with that?

Soul Eater NOT!

Despite the title, Soul Eater NOT! is actually Soul Eater. Spring Bird discovers she's a halberd and moves to Death City, Nevada. There she gets caught up in a love triangle between an absent-minded large-breasted girl and an uppity princess who knows royal karate. Soul Eater NOT! is a character study of a young girl discovering her identity and her sexual desires.

Witch Craft Works

Ai, Mai, and Mii star in the magical scrap-booking adventure show Witch Craft Works. Never without their alpaca, Ai and co. travel the world teaching kids and adults alike the wonders of arts and crafts. In the picture above, Mii is shown sporting her newly made animal ears while Mai rests from carrying their supplies on the back of their ruminant friend.

Ping Pong

Unsurprisingly, Ping Pong is about table tennis. Featuring fun and interesting characters and art drawn by an eight-year-old, Ping Pong delivers a volley of excitement with each episode. C.C. Lemon is a brand of lemon-flavored vitamin drink favored by professional table tennis players and can be spotted often throughout the series.

Nanana's Buried Treasure

In search of Nanana's buried treasure, Juugo Yama joins a master detective and a cross-dressing maid. Their quest leads them down perilous dungeons hidden in plain sight. You can see the entrance to one just behind the row of alpacas if you squint hard enough.

No-Rin

If there's one thing that No-Rin's Money Kanegami loves more than money it's her sweet B.B. Lemon drink. After a hard day's work, she knows there's nothing better than spending a coin or two and quenching her thirst with that sweet lemon nectar.

Dream Eater Merry

Dream Eater Merry is about Merry, a girl with wicked v-bones. Merry enjoys eating donuts and dreams. Mostly donuts. Like most anime, alpacas are a major plot point. This alpaca charm motivates Merry to eat as many donuts as possible.

Hamatora

The direct sequel to the much-beloved Hamtaro decides to go off in an entirely different direction by turning our favorite Ham-hams into humans with super powers. Though the hamster gimmick is gone, the show still revolves around ridiculous situations that Hamtaro and friends need to get themselves out of, such as a murderous shape-shifting psychopath or needing to get home before their owners find out they were out.

Is the order a rabbit?

Is the order a rabbit?, following in the examples of other great mystery anime such as Who is IMOUTO?, Is This a Zombie?, and Problem Children Are Coming from Another World, Aren't They?, beguiles its audience with new and interesting clues each and every episode, eternally enticing the watchers to attempt to piece together the answer to the one question that permeates the show: Is the order a rabbit?

Recently, my sister is unusual.

I really like how the title of Recently, my sister is unusual. is a complete sentence. It even accurately describes the show. It's about a dude's sister who starts to act unusual. "Unusual" in the sense that she wants to jump on his dick.

Love Live! (Season 2)

It seems the death threats could not stop Sunrise from creating more of everyone's favorite school idol anime: Love Live!. This time its filled with even more alpaca goodness. During the first season, underage schoolgirl idol group μ's saved the school from imminent closure by shaking what their mommas gave them on stage (and on the Internet) for thousands of creeps. In Season 2, μ's's members are back again and this time they're shaking their booty for no good reason. They're still underage.

Kobato.

The adorably naive girl Kobato and her talking stuffed-animal companion, Ioryogi, go on the adventures of everyday living in Kobato.. With a kind soul but zero sense, Kobato is on a mission to fix broken hearts of the people around her. Both hapless and helpless, Kobato herself becomes comforted and taken care of by the same friends and strangers she tries to help. Though heartwarming and endearing, only the show's final episode becomes relevant when a single lemon wedge is found on a lunch tray.

Hidamari Sketch x Honeycomb

Just when you thought the name of each Hidamari season couldn't get any sillier than "☆☆☆" the fourth season hits you with "Honeycomb" (or "Hanikamu" for you weeaboos out there). The six girls from Hidamari apartments are back and bigger than ever (well, it's mostly just Hiro who's bigger). During a class trip to the country the girls run across a humble alpaca that reminds them of the shivering principal. It's a relatively unknown fact, but this alpaca happens to be the same one in Wooser... meaning both shows take place in the same universe. Season five is sure to have a surprise visit by everyone's favorite yellow mascot.

Log Horizon

In the near future, a Virtual Reality Massive Multiplayer Online Role-Playing Game (VRMMORPG) called Elder Tales has been released where players control their avatars with their bodies using a piece of technology called Nerve Gear. One day, players discover they cannot log out, as the game creator is holding them captive unless they reach the 100th floor of the game's tower and defeat the final boss. However, if they die in the game, they die in real life. Their struggle for survival starts now...

Nisekoi: False Love

False Love is Shaft's latest romcom harem about Raku Ichijo, the son of a Yakuza boss, and his unwelcome engagement to Chitoge Kirisaki, the daughter of a Mafia boss. The show's main gimmick is Raku's locket that can only be opened by his childhood crush who he gave the key to 10 years ago. Instead of just having each of the girls try their keys, the show goes round and round without conclusion before eventually dropping the locket plot line. Raku is fond of animals and even has an alpaca or two in his backyard.