Sunday, April 29, 2018

Alice or Alice

Alice or Alice is about two twins named Alice and Alice. That's right, some mother out there carried them in her stomach for nine months and didn't even bother to pick out two different names. Alice and Alice both obtain development problems due to their shared name and matching DNA. They lose all identity of the self and must never be apart for more than an hour at a time. Before going to college Alice A develops heart disease and Alice B gets lung cancer. Their big brother must choose between saving Alice or Alice. Hence the name of the show.

Sunday, April 15, 2018

Ms. Koizumi Loves Ramen Noodles

Ms. Koizumi Loves Ramen Noodles. She loves them more than people. More than friends. More than life itself. Koizumi would rather be knee-deep in old man sweat at a slimy old ramen dive tasting those sweet delicious golden noodles than almost anything else in the world. And so that's what she does every episode. Each time a new location, each one more seedier than the last.

Sunday, April 1, 2018

Modern Family

All Phil Dunphy has ever wanted is a pet alpaca. Phil finally was able to pick one up at a local farm for a steal! Ready to take on the world, Phil and Alpacachino form an unbreakable bond between the two of them. Is Phil ready to tell his wife of his new love? Like all TV wives, she won't approve of anything too wacky that brings joy to her man. Fun is not allowed in the Dunphy household. Of course, her disapproval does not stop Phil from bringing Alpacachino home. Or from Alpacachino from destroying the living room. Love may be strong, but it's not match for the animal instinct to ruin a good couch. So, eventually, Phil relinquishes his alpaca.

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