Sunday, December 28, 2014

My Bride Is a Merman Who Lives in My Bathtub (Orenchi no Furo Jijo)

Tatsumi has a problem: His bride is a merman who lives in his bathtub. A humble re-telling of Samuel Taylor Coleridge's famous Rime of the Ancient Mariner, MerTub tries to adapt the epic poem in only 13 four minute episodes. With the Merman playing the albatross and his little sister playing Lady Death, will Tatsumi make it out of his bathroom alive to tell his tale?

Friday, December 12, 2014

The Idolm@ster Movie

The Idolm@ster Movie (pronounced "Idolmatster") was just one big ripoff of Yamakan's more popular and more loved Wake Up, Girls!. Starring young idols having young idol problems such as sleeping with too many managers and missing a period or two, The Idolmatster Movie is just more of that same thing you've seen before. But this time with terrible characters such as that one dog hater, that one man hater, the one that can talk to animals, and the twins. The only major difference between this movie and WUG! was that WUG! at least had the decency to put an alpaca in the background. Here all I see are lemons. It's like a metaphor (or something).

Saturday, November 29, 2014

Encouragement of Climb

Otherwise known as "Mountain Lolis", Encouragement of Climb is about one young girl's quest to be as annoying as she possibly can. Whether she's complaining about homework or lamenting about a walk up a mild slope, Aoi Yukimura will go out of her way in an attempt to drive her friends Hinata and Kokona crazy. Only when slapped by her mountain-climbing mentor Kaede Saito will Aoi shut the hell up. In Season 2 an alpaca named Phil Powers is hidden in every episode. The above image is from the OP as to not spoil any of the hidden locations. How many Phils can you find?

Saturday, November 1, 2014

Gakuen Alice

In Gakuen Alice, young lesbian Mikan Sakura has an unhealthy obsession with her girl-crush Hotaru Imai. One day Hotaru disappears, forcing Mikan to chase after her. Mikan eventually ends up at a top-secret academy famous for enrolling lolis with superpowers. One student, the stereotypical male shojo love-interest and bad-boy with a dark history, Natsume Hyuga, repeatably attempts to seduce Mikan. Though to his despair, and despite his misunderstood and gentle heart, this bad-boy is doomed to a life alone as Mikan only has eyes for Hotaru.
(Guest post written by Ravaniia)

Tuesday, October 21, 2014

A good librarian like a good shepherd

After transferring to a new school Kyotaro Kakei becomes suddenly swarmed by chicks! They all want in his pants but an all-knowing, all-seeing entity known as "the shepherd" watches his every move. Will he be able to conquer all the girls under the watchful eye of the shepherd? Or will he meet his eventual demise by suffocating on all that pussy like some sort of librarian?

Saturday, September 20, 2014

Black Butler: Book of Circus

Black Butler: Book of Circus is season three of the Black Butler series. It's about a white butler who serves a Lord Phantomhive in ancient England. While fighting for the Queen against Germany in World War II, Phantomhive enjoys a plate of lobster and lemons served up by these brainwashed youths.

Friday, September 5, 2014


In a word, Strange+ is.... bizarre. Jun Fukuyama voices the girl-boy leader of the Strange+ detective squad where many weird incidents take place. Instead of writing more, I believe the screenshot below is enough description.

Saturday, August 23, 2014

Nodame Cantabile

Nodame Cantabile is about no dame. It's about a loveless dude named Cantabile and his passion for music. With no dame to hold him back, this man goes on to master the viola, piano, and harp. And as a bachelor he still has time and money to enjoy all the video games he wants. Living the dream.

Saturday, August 9, 2014

Adventure Time

Earl of Lemongrab is the kindhearted old ruler of the Earldom of Lemongrab. He loves pranks and encourages all denizens to pull light-hearted pranks on him to promote unity between him and his subjects. All who serve under him wish for his reign to last one thousand years.

Saturday, August 2, 2014

Survival Games Club!

Fried Chicken Lemon makes his appearance in Episode 4 of Survival Games Club!. A master of the gaming arts, this finger lickin' stud wins over the hearts and minds (and panties) of the girls from the Survival Games Club.

Saturday, July 26, 2014

Mysterious Girlfriend X

Akira Tsubaki gets his first girlfriend, Mikoto Urabe, in Mysterious Girlfriend X. And she's a little mysterious. She's got a fetish for eating raw lemons and cutting everything with her panty-scissors. He's got a thing for drinking her drool. Both these weirdos seem to get along until Tsubaki learns Urabe's biggest mystery is she's not a "girl"friend at all!

Saturday, July 19, 2014

GJ Club @

In GJ Club @, the GJ Club lands in America. And like true Americans, they devote their entire time to eating.

Saturday, July 12, 2014

Baby Steps

Baby Steps isn't about babies. It's about tennis. What's up with that?

Saturday, July 5, 2014

Soul Eater NOT!

Despite the title, Soul Eater NOT! is actually Soul Eater. Spring Bird discovers she's a halberd and moves to Death City, Nevada. There she gets caught up in a love triangle between an absent-minded large-breasted girl and an uppity princess who knows royal karate. Soul Eater NOT! is a character study of a young girl discovering her identity and her sexual desires.

Saturday, June 28, 2014

Witch Craft Works

Ai, Mai, and Mii star in the magical scrap-booking adventure show Witch Craft Works. Never without their alpaca, Ai and co. travel the world teaching kids and adults alike the wonders of arts and crafts. In the picture above, Mii is shown sporting her newly made animal ears while Mai rests from carrying their supplies on the back of their ruminant friend.

Saturday, June 21, 2014

Ping Pong

Unsurprisingly, Ping Pong is about table tennis. Featuring fun and interesting characters and art drawn by an eight-year-old, Ping Pong delivers a volley of excitement with each episode. C.C. Lemon is a brand of lemon-flavored vitamin drink favored by professional table tennis players and can be spotted often throughout the series.

Saturday, June 14, 2014

Nanana's Buried Treasure

In search of Nanana's buried treasure, Juugo Yama joins a master detective and a cross-dressing maid. Their quest leads them down perilous dungeons hidden in plain sight. You can see the entrance to one just behind the row of alpacas if you squint hard enough.

Saturday, June 7, 2014


If there's one thing that No-Rin's Money Kanegami loves more than money it's her sweet B.B. Lemon drink. After a hard day's work, she knows there's nothing better than spending a coin or two and quenching her thirst with that sweet lemon nectar.

Saturday, May 31, 2014

Dream Eater Merry

Dream Eater Merry is about Merry, a girl with wicked v-bones. Merry enjoys eating donuts and dreams. Mostly donuts. Like most anime, alpacas are a major plot point. This alpaca charm motivates Merry to eat as many donuts as possible.

Saturday, May 24, 2014


The direct sequel to the much-beloved Hamtaro decides to go off in an entirely different direction by turning our favorite Ham-hams into humans with super powers. Though the hamster gimmick is gone, the show still revolves around ridiculous situations that Hamtaro and friends need to get themselves out of, such as a murderous shape-shifting psychopath or needing to get home before their owners find out they were out.

Saturday, May 17, 2014

Is the order a rabbit?

Is the order a rabbit?, following in the examples of other great mystery anime such as Who is IMOUTO?, Is This a Zombie?, and Problem Children Are Coming from Another World, Aren't They?, beguiles its audience with new and interesting clues each and every episode, eternally enticing the watchers to attempt to piece together the answer to the one question that permeates the show: Is the order a rabbit?

Saturday, May 10, 2014

Recently, my sister is unusual.

I really like how the title of Recently, my sister is unusual. is a complete sentence. It even accurately describes the show. It's about a dude's sister who starts to act unusual. "Unusual" in the sense that she wants to jump on his dick.

Saturday, May 3, 2014

Love Live! (Season 2)

It seems the death threats could not stop Sunrise from creating more of everyone's favorite school idol anime: Love Live!. This time its filled with even more alpaca goodness. During the first season, underage schoolgirl idol group μ's saved the school from imminent closure by shaking what their mommas gave them on stage (and on the Internet) for thousands of creeps. In Season 2, μ's's members are back again and this time they're shaking their booty for no good reason. They're still underage.

Saturday, April 26, 2014


The adorably naive girl Kobato and her talking stuffed-animal companion, Ioryogi, go on the adventures of everyday living in Kobato.. With a kind soul but zero sense, Kobato is on a mission to fix broken hearts of the people around her. Both hapless and helpless, Kobato herself becomes comforted and taken care of by the same friends and strangers she tries to help. Though heartwarming and endearing, only the show's final episode becomes relevant when a single lemon wedge is found on a lunch tray.

Saturday, April 19, 2014

Hidamari Sketch x Honeycomb

Just when you thought the name of each Hidamari season couldn't get any sillier than "☆☆☆" the fourth season hits you with "Honeycomb" (or "Hanikamu" for you weeaboos out there). The six girls from Hidamari apartments are back and bigger than ever (well, it's mostly just Hiro who's bigger). During a class trip to the country the girls run across a humble alpaca that reminds them of the shivering principal. It's a relatively unknown fact, but this alpaca happens to be the same one in Wooser... meaning both shows take place in the same universe. Season five is sure to have a surprise visit by everyone's favorite yellow mascot.

Saturday, April 12, 2014

Log Horizon

In the near future, a Virtual Reality Massive Multiplayer Online Role-Playing Game (VRMMORPG) called Elder Tales has been released where players control their avatars with their bodies using a piece of technology called Nerve Gear. One day, players discover they cannot log out, as the game creator is holding them captive unless they reach the 100th floor of the game's tower and defeat the final boss. However, if they die in the game, they die in real life. Their struggle for survival starts now...

Saturday, April 5, 2014

Nisekoi: False Love

False Love is Shaft's latest romcom harem about Raku Ichijo, the son of a Yakuza boss, and his unwelcome engagement to Chitoge Kirisaki, the daughter of a Mafia boss. The show's main gimmick is Raku's locket that can only be opened by his childhood crush who he gave the key to 10 years ago. Instead of just having each of the girls try their keys, the show goes round and round without conclusion before eventually dropping the locket plot line. Raku is fond of animals and even has an alpaca or two in his backyard.

Saturday, March 29, 2014

Twinkle Heart

Lemon, Cherry, and Berry star in the 80s home video animation "Twinkle Heart". They're on a mission from God to find Heaven's greatest lost treasure: Love. That doesn't turn out too well, though, as they slouch around on Earth and get a part time job at a hamburger joint. That's where Lemon meets JJ, her dream man. Maybe love will be found after all?

Saturday, March 22, 2014

Wake Up, Girls!

Unappreciated genius Yamakan does it again with his latest masterpiece "Wake Up, Girls!" The seven WUGs of WUG all undergo the pains of a young idol group as they challenge the established mega-groups. Through suffering and bloodshed they hope to become The iDOLM@STERS... or something. In true Yamakan fashion, the show contains subtle (and not-so-subtle) jabs at the anime industry and the otaku fans. Although otaku probably don't notice as they are too busy looking for panty shots (or alpacas in the background).

Saturday, March 15, 2014

Sakura Trick

Sakura Trick is all about girls kissing girls. Girls kiss girls in the classroom, outside, in their bedroom, on the roof, over the phone, or in the pool. A girl named Grapefruit is often confused with other fruits, such as an orange or a lemon.

Saturday, March 8, 2014

wooser's hand-to-mouth life: awakening arc

Wooser and friends return in the second season of wooser's hand-to-mouth life. Rejected mascot Wooser along with Darth Wooser, Ajipon, and The-Creature-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named share the burden of protecting the city from giant monsters and hurt feelings. Despite such great responsibility, Wooser usually spends his days living on the Internet while dreaming about meat, uniforms, and underage girls. Episode 8 reveals that below their house (but above their giant robot) lives an alpaca. It probably has a ridiculous name like everyone else in this show.

Saturday, March 1, 2014


Short for "Idol Activities!", Aikatsu! follows up-and-coming idols Strawberry and Blue as they perform idol activities. Despite being marketed as a kids show, Aikatsu! explores deep and meaningful themes as well as provides social commentary on the toxic nature of Japan's idols industry. From the concept of idol purity to the sexualization of underage girls, Aikatsu! tackles many issues that other series ignore or gloss over. Like any idol show, it has its fair share of lemons. Raw lemons are an idol's favorite snack.

Saturday, February 22, 2014

World Conquest Zvezda Plot

World Conquest is about a young girl named Kate Hoshimiya with a goal of world conquest. Episode 3's target of conquest is the mindless and insensitive aliens disguised as humans who wander the earth spreading poisonous gas. Known as "smokers" to us humans, they spread death and disease to all in their radius. Kate and her Zvezda lackeys rally the population to stand up against these feral beasts and ultimately drop a soul-destroying bomb on the remaining hold-outs who refuse to give up their disgusting habit. This, however, has no effect because smokers do not have souls. Mr. Alpaca of the "New Alpaca" brand of cigarettes is a hip, cool mascot that appeals to both children and adults.

Saturday, February 15, 2014

Buddy Complex

Despite the title, Buddy Complex is not some comedy buddy cop anime. Rather, it's the latest homoerotic giant robot anime from Sunrise. The makers of memorable shows such as Code Geass, Gundam, and Valvrave have now given us the mediocre, effortless, and nonsensical Buddy Complex. The two main "buddies" of the show consist of Aoba Watase and Dio Weinberg who frequently perform "coupling" in their giant robots via the buddy system. And like all other mecha shows, downtime allows for hanging out in front of the vending machines (where lemon is always an option).

Saturday, February 8, 2014

Soul Eater

Soul Eater is about a death scythe named Soul Eater who's friends with Black Star, Death The Kid, and other people with names just as ridiculous.  In episode 34, Soul's soul possess Maka's alpaca and bullies her until she cries. They later make up and make out. Girls love it when guys are mean to them.

Saturday, February 1, 2014

Squid Girl

Squid Girl was once an ordinary child until she was attacked by a squid. With a head now topped with a squid and a hair full of tentacles, the young girl lost her consciousness and Squid Girl was born (sound familiar?). Keen on punishing humanity for polluting the ocean, Squid Girl departs on a mission to inkvade all mankind. As her first task, she attempts to set up a base of operations at the ocean-side Lemon House. Thwarted by only a couple of pushy female employees, Squid Girl quickly learns she has a talent for everything... except inkvading.

Saturday, January 25, 2014

Super Sonico The Animation

Despite all expectations, Super Sonico, the titular character, is not the large-breasted pink-haired oaf of a girl we see plastered over the previews but rather the pair of "headphones" attached to the poor child. The Sonico headphones affixed itself to the host while she was still a child. The immediate result turned the host child's hair pink. During puberty, Sonico released an excess amount of a certain hormone which caused the girl to gain an exuberant volume of fat in the chest. Continued alterations to its host persisted as one of Super Sonico's survival strategies. These strategies were needed due to the strain caused by the headphones which leaves the wearer with diminished brain functions. Sonico's clumsy and immature host would never endured in society without these strategies. With her enormous tits and pink hair, Sonico's host manages to become a successful model and acquires a taste for macaroons. She also plays guitar in an amateur band named First Astronomical Velocity. Their mascot is an alpaca.

Saturday, January 18, 2014


Ebiten is about an astrology (or was it astronomy?) club that consists of mostly girls and one cross-dressing guy. It's an effortless fanservice show filled with nothing but unfunny referential humor and an occasional girl stripping. During their escapades, the club members eventually travel into the real world and fight the manga author over his comments that the anime is terrible. The girls also meet the animators and voice actors as well as the other staff of the show. But most importantly, there is a single scene that contains a lemon wedge, which is a good enough reason to get mentioned on this web log (and, quite frankly, is the highlight of the show).

Saturday, January 11, 2014

Steins;Gate the Movie

The Steins;Gate movie duplicated the show's efforts but from the point of view of one of the girls. Instead of having one guy trying to bang all the ladies, the movie was about one of those ladies trying to stick with the man. That, of course, ends in failure. Because any dude with a time machine ain't gonna settle for some stuck-up red head. The one good thing the movie brought us was an expanded Alpaca Man family. Alpaca Man welcomed Alpaca Woman Man into his life and they gave birth to Alpaca Kid Man. May their happiness be eternal.