Saturday, November 30, 2013

Astarotte's Toy

The succubus Astarotte Ygvar stars in Astarotte's Toy, the story of a sucky succubus who sucks at sucking (despite that being the main thing succubi happen to do).  Despite turning the ripe old age of 10, Lotte still has a fear of men and wants nothing to do with sucking on them. To overcome her fear she hires a human "toy" who coincidentally happens to be her mother's rape victim and father of her newest friend. It's a heartwarming love story between a young rape-victim-turned-father and his daughter's friend who wants to get up in his pants (or at least wants to get over her fear of getting up in his pants). Of course there's an alpaca or two (and a cow-girl if that's what you're into). This alpaca sports that badass spikey hairdo that gives you the impression that you just don't want to mess with him.

Saturday, November 23, 2013

Servant x Service

The opening animation in Servant x Service promises "100% Lemon!!" As the show progresses, we find out that was merely a lie. Lemons always remain absent from the rest of the episode. This social commentary and multifaceted metaphor is apt in a show about government workers.

Saturday, November 16, 2013

Super Seisyun Brothers

Mako and Chiko are the sisters of Super Seisyun Brothers Mao and Chika. Despite the title, Mao and Chika aren't actually brothers... well they're brothers, but not brothers to each other. So basically the title "Super Seisyun Brothers" doesn't really make any sense, especially considering the show focuses more on the two sisters (who aren't sisters). During the Comiket episode we can see an obligatory alpaca in the background. It's like they say: You can't have a good convention without someone dressed like an even-toed hoofed mammal.

Saturday, November 9, 2013


Steins;Gate is about an eccentric loner and his fat friend who accidentally invent a microwave time machine. They use that time machine for the one thing that matters most to college students: getting laid. The self proclaimed "mad scientist" manages to bang every chick in the show - from the mildly autistic girl, to the redhead, to the murderous older lady, to even that boy that looks like a girl. On their days off, the two will just chill playing the popular "Alpaca Man" video game.

Saturday, November 2, 2013


The girls of The iDOLM@STER (sometimes spelled The Idolmatster) dress up as fruits for one of their photo shoots. This is either some multifaceted visual metaphor trying to legitimize homosexuality in the conservative country of Japan or an underwear commercial. The twins Ami and Mami pair up as a banana and a lemon (which have been scientifically proven to be the best two fruits). Ami, being the slightly better twin, decides to go with the much-loved lemon. With a lemon hat and lemon breasts, she steals the show and eventually goes on to become The iDOLM@STER.