Noblesse

 

Noblesse is just Twilight: the Anime. Change my mind.

Peter Grill and the Philosopher's Time

 

Peter Grill is in love. Unfortunately for him, so is every woman around him. Or rather, they're in lust. Peter has only eyes for his fiance Luvelia. But he has dick for almost everyone else. Dog-piled by every woman in heat, he has no choice but to do his best to spread his seed. Whether it's the buff ogre princess, the humble orc maid, or the loli elf; Peter Grill must reach Philosopher's Time with all of them.

My Teen Romantic Comedy SNAFU Climax!

 

Yukino Yukinoshita wants a prom. Her mom does not. Will Hachiman Hikigaya and Yui Yuigahama be able to help YukiYuki fulfill her highschool dream of going to an end-of-year dance? Or will this teen romantic comedy end up in a climatic SNAFU? One thing is certain, Hachiman will do an ad read for a his favorite vending machine coffee if it means he can get another season of My Teen Romantic Comedy SNAFU Climax!

Seton Academy: Join the Pack!

 

 

 Jin Mazama is stick-in-the-mud human supremacist who goes to a mixed race school featuring adorable anime girls (and ugly animal guys). He wants to get with the only other human in the school and pass his genes on to the next generation of humans. However, a wolf girl, Ranka, wants him to join her pack instead. Will Jin be able to get through school without giving in the puppy-dog-eyed Ranka, or will he be Joining the Pack in Seton Academy.

Rent-a-Girlfriend

Kazuya Kinoshita is probably the biggest loser in the world. His girlfriend dumped him for being an eternal cherryboy and he can't stop spanking it to her since. Even his grandma admits he'll never have a socially acceptable relationship with a woman. So Kazuya does the one thing he can think of: He spends his inherited wealth on a Rent-a-Girlfriend.

Toilet-bound Hanako-kun

Nene "Thunderthighs" Yashiro is known around the school for her fat legs. One day, she makes a wish upon a toilet to get rid of them. The Toilet-bound Hanako-kun turns her into a goldfish.

Uzaki-chan Wants to Hang Out!

Sugoi dekai! Uzaki-chan Wants to Hang Out with some loser guy she knows from highschool. Seeing Shinichi mope around the college campus all alone makes Uzaki feel nothing but pity for the pathetic loser. Sorry, not pity, more like a feeling of wanting to make fun of the guy. Which she does. Often. Can you believe the dumb idiot Shinichi has the nerve to want to see a movie all by himself? He even had enough points saved up for a free ticket. Talk about a weirdo!

In/Spectre

Kotoko Iwanaga has one leg and one eye and the ability to talk anyone into believing anything. She uses this power to talk ghosts into believing in humans, humans into believing in ghosts, and Kuro Sakuragawa into being a reluctant boyfriend. She's a goddess of wisdom and the town's ghost inspector. She's an In/Spectre.

Dorohedoro

A guy with a lizard for a face and a guy in his mouth eats people so he can find out who is the one. A mushroom guy, his two hitmen, a loli, and a loser all try to find the lizard dude because his best friend is the only normal person left alive. And that, is Dorohedoro.

Kakushigoto

Kakushi Goto has the most embarrassing job in the world: Manga artist. Goto has to do everything in his power to keep his profession a secret from his precious daughter, Hime. Along the way he accidentally makes every woman he interacts with fall in love with him. But Goto only has eyes for one thing: pretending he's not a manga artist.

Diary of Our Days at the Breakwater

Hina Tsurugi hates fish. And creepy crawly things. And pretty much every living thing that makes residence in the ocean. Being of weak constitution, she's bullied into joining the Breakwater Club at school and now spends her free time casting lines, catching fish, and cleaning the spoils. This is the Diary of Our Days at the Breakwater.

Gal & Dino

One day, happy-go-lucky Gal, Kaede, drunkenly brings home a dino. As we all know, once they are in the home, a dino will never leave. Kaede and Dino go on many adventures and save the world (and the timeline) ten times over in Gal & Dino.

Princess Connect! Re:Dive

Pecorine is on a mission to eat literally everything on earth. No restaurant is safe from the terror of the all-consuming avatar of hunger as she sucks all consumables into the endless pit of her stomach. Newbie princess Kokkoro and her amnesiac Lord must do all they can to stop the rampage as they attempt to befriend and understand the dark lord of appetite in Princess Connect! Re:Dive.

Magia Record: Puella Magi Madoka Magica Side Story

In Magia Record, Iroha Tamaki and her girlfriend Yachiyo Nanami take a long vacation in the peaceful city of Kamihama.

Boogiepop and Others

In Boogiepop and Others, Boogiepop is a ghost... or something. She does ghost stuff around the highschool and helps other people become cool ghosts too.

Aquarion Logos

Aquarian Logos is the third Aquarian. Because we needed more Aquarian.

Tokyo Ghoul √A

Tokyo Ghoul √A is about solving the world's most complicated math problem. What is the square root of A? Before a group of Tokyo scientists can solve it, they accidentally create ghouls, a group of blood sucking living dead. Will the world ever find out what the square root of A is? Or will these ghouls eat every living person before then?

Fate/stay night: Unlimited Blade Works

Yes, the show is actually called "Fate/stay night: Unlimited Blade Works." No, I don't know why it has such a silly name. It's about a knight named Fate who says the night and cooks food with his unlimited blade works.

Cautious Hero: The Hero Is Overpowered but Overly Cautious

Seiya Ryuguin is overpowered but overly cautious. After being summoned by the breasty goddess Ristarte in an attempt to level up her godhood, Seiya spends his entire isekai'd life grinding out pushups and beating up other gods to max out his stats. The Demon Lord in another world can wait as Seiya gets swol. He's the Cautious Hero.

Null & Peta

After the death of her older sister, Peta, Null decides to just replace her with a robot. Null & Peta is a metaphor for the dystopian ultimate future of capitalism: A world where all corporations control all capital and have replaced labor with automation which creates a majority underclass of unemployed and destitute people. Hmm, maybe pure capitalism is bad?

Aishiteruze Baby

Aishiteruze Baby. I haven't actually seen this one and have no idea what it's about. Someone just sent me the image.

Yuru Yuri San☆Hai!

In Yuru Yuri Season 3, everyone dies. The sequel is going to be called Yuru Yuri,. Yes, the comma is part of the name.

If It's for My Daughter, I'd Even Defeat a Demon Lord

In If It's for My Daughter, I'd Even Defeat a Demon Lord, Dale is a cool, composed, and highly skilled adventurer who's made quite a name for himself despite his youth. One day on a job deep in the forest, he comes across a little devil girl who's almost wasted away. Unable to just leave her there to die, Dale takes her home and becomes her adoptive father. After she gets older he becomes her "daddy".

Astra Lost in Space

Seven moronic kids get lost (in space) in Astra Lost in Space. At one point, they are trapped on a planet with killer mushrooms and all but two are poisoned. As the stupid leader goes to look for an antidote, the fat one just starts singing on the ship. Rather than do something helpful, she just starts singing. Everyone in this show is stupid; I hope they stay lost forever.

The Ones Within - Genome

Everyone hates video game streamers. Nobody hates them more than Paka the Alpaca. That's why he's kidnapped the twelve most annoying streamers and put them into a battle royal death match. No matter what happens, the world will be rid of at least 11 garbage streamers. Find out who lives and who dies in The Ones Within - Genome.

Yatogame-chan Observation Diary

Monaka Yatogami from Nagoya is a weird girl with an even weirder accent. Kaito Jin from Tokyo decides to create the Yatogame-chan Observation Diary in order to fully document this bizarre creature. Along the way he runs into even weirder people in Nagoya and begins to learn that maybe moving there was a huge mistake.

Bungo Stray Dogs 3

Our favorite lemon-exploding bishie boy is back in Bungo Stray Dogs 3. That's right, the show about famous authors like Hemingway and CS Louis turning into handsome dudes and kicking the living shit outta each other with exploding lemons and materialized snow demons has returned for a third season. It seems the only way to get some people to read the classics is to introduce some dynamite-filled fruit.

High School Fleet

High School Fleet is like Kantai Collection (Kancolle) but instead of actually being boats, the girls work on the boats. It can be confusing at first, but you'll eventually get used to it. It's not as good as its anime cousin Kancolle, though, I prefer my boats to be girls rather than boats.

Rolling Girls

In Rolling Girls, four teenage girls go on a motorcycle road trip across a post-apocalyptic Japan. Along they way they fight ninjas, become F1 racers, eat sushi, and develop friendships.

Pandora in the Crimson Shell

Cenancle Island is a resort island. And it's under attack by weird robots. Will cyborg girl Nene and her lesbian maid Clarion (who is also a cyborg) be able to defeat the mechanical terrors and save the island? There's pandemonium abound in Pandora in the Crimson Shell.

Etotama

Yes, that's a big pile of chicken with a single lemon wedge. That's all you need to know about Etotama.

Hitori Bocchi's ○○ Lifestyle

Hitori Bocchi is a loser girl with severe autism and suffers from the difficulties of talking to people and becoming friends. When entering middle school, Hitori's only friend tells her that it would look uncool to be friends with the autistic girl. Hitori Bocchi, being all alone, must now start her middle school life without anyone to talk to. How will this class of young middle school kids deal with Hitori Bocchi's ○○ Lifestyle?

Violet Evergarden

Violet Evergarden is a robot. As a robot, she wants to eliminate all living organisms on Earth. To accomplish this goal, she enrolls in a typing class where she learns to write letters on an old timey typewriter. While learning to type, she becomes a better person by understanding emotions and gaining empathy. With that empathy she is finally able to destroy the entire world.

Yuri!! on Ice

Yuri!! on Ice is a homoerotic anime about Japanese figure skater Yuri Katsuki and his developing homosexual relationship with Russian rival figure skater Yuri Plisetsky. Yuri and Yuri both compete on the world stage and try to outshine each other in the ring, but outside their relationship is too hot for the ice. Watch Yuri bloom into a more loving and empathetic person while Yuri blooms into a more courageous skater and confident lover in Yuri!! on Ice.

Brave Beats

In Brave Beats, sixth grader Hibiki Kazaguruma and his alien robot best friend must save President Obama from an assassin using the power of break dancing.

Mob Psycho 100 II

Reigen Arataka, genius psychic and paranormal detective, employs hapless "mob character" Shigeo "Mob" Kageyama as a reasonably paid intern in Mob Psycho 100. Mob, being the dorky high school student he is, constantly causes trouble for the cool-headed Reigen. The psychic's time is occupied by getting Mob out of trouble from various ghosts, ghouls, poltergeists, and occasional flashers.

Shonen Maid

Chihiro Komiya is a Shonen Maid. That means he cross-dresses in a maid outfit and does chores around the house for a creepy eccentric millionaire. It was either that or going to a Catholic orphanage. He's probably safer with the weirdo rich guy.

One Piece: Adventure of Nebulandia

One Piece takes place 100 years in the future where Monkey D Luffy and his crew aim to become the greatest troupe of fashion models in the universe. They travel the stars collecting clothes and designers, always upping their modeling game. Their goal is to one day locate the legendary swimsuit: One Piece.

JoJo's Bizarre Adventure Part 5: Golden Wind

Giorno "JoJo" Giovanna is your average teenager in 2001 Italy; He's a petty thief with aims to join the mafioso, named Passione, and become a "Gang-Star". Together with his invisible friend, Gold Experience, JoJo get an in with Passione and joins an elite group of gang members who also have invisible friends. Will the Invisible Best Friends Gang be able to make their way up the mafioso ladder and all become Gang-Stars? Find out in JoJo's Bizarre Adventure Part 5: Golden Wind.

Sagrada Reset

Coffee, bacon, a single slice of toast sliced through the center, some lettuce, and two lemon wedges. That's what makes the perfect anime breakfast. Kei Asai of Sagrada Reset always makes sure to eat healthy in the morning. The sour fruit helps get through the day. Even when the day resets.

Jingai-san no Yome

Jingai-san no Yome is a gay romance anime between a mute, anorexic polar bear and some high school guy. There's also a additional romances developing between high school boys and sentient bandage, a pink racoon thing (pictured above), and cyclops raven twins. If you are into homoeroticism and/or bestiality, check out Jingai-san no Yome. If that sounds weird and/or gross, maybe you should check out something else instead.

Kiratto Pri☆chan

High energy Mirai Momoyama and slightly mopey Emo Moegi want to become PriTube idols! To do so, they must create the ultimate PriTube channel. They will throw everything at the wall and see what sticks, from cooking shows, to flower arragement, to just plain old idol singing and dancing. Will these two best friends be able to conquer the idoling world of PriTube and swim in the cash of millions of subscribers? Or will they fall flat and fail to procure a triple digit sub count? Find out in Kiratto Pri☆chan!

GUGURE! KOKKURI-SAN

Living Ouija board and fox ghost, Kokkuri, had been relied on for centuries to answer any question mortals would dare ask. Now, thanks to the prevalence of Google and various other Internet search engines, Kokkuri can no longer stay in business. He's homeless and relies on government handouts until he's summoned by a self-proclaimed "living doll" and occult enthusiast Kohina Ichimatsu. Kohina forces the unemployed ghost to cook food, do chores, and answer mundane questions. How does he answer them? Google It! Kokkuri-san!

Between the Sky and Sea

In 2012, all fish left Earth. In 2013, Japan really wanted to eat fish so they founded the Space Fisherman Program. The best fishermen in Japan are mandated to take astronaut training so that they may go into space using digital gods from a cell phone video game and capture delicious fish. But six middle school girls with funny accents want to become the first ever women space fishermen. They undergo harsh training day and night to train their bodies for the tough terrain of underwater space. They must also train their minds to withstand the harsh sexist rhetoric of a male dominated field. Here is a picture of them making lemon pancakes, an important training regime. Will these girls be able to pursue their dreams of space fish Between the Sky and Sea?

As Miss Beelzebub Likes

After the death of Satan, Hell is ruled by a new despot, Miss Beelzebub. All things must be As Miss Beelzebub Likes. This includes, 100% alpaca fur sweaters, delicious tea, and fluffy cuddly animals. This Hell is no home for infinite losers, but only for the most loyal of Beelzebub's servants to wait on her every demand. Only the most ruthless or fluffy can survive in this Hell.

Island

Island, from Hollywood director and producer Michael Bay, is about a man named Setsuna who goes back in time in order to have sex with a bunch of teenagers. He also briefly marries one of them. Like most "Key-like" VN harem animes, all the girls have at least one mental illness, such as believing they are also time traveler, or being afraid of the sun. After Setsuna "cures" each of these illnesses, he is rewarded with sex.

The Disappearance of Nagato Yuki-chan

Is that Kyon eating a raw lemon? No wonder his life is so messed up. Dude just takes a bite outta a lemon. I supposed dealing with The Disappearance of Nagato Yuki-chan can be rough, but c'mon, man, no need to gum a lemon.