Sunday, June 21, 2020

Dorohedoro

A guy with a lizard for a face and a guy in his mouth eats people so he can find out who is the one. A mushroom guy, his two hitmen, a loli, and a loser all try to find the lizard dude because his best friend is the only normal person left alive. And that, is Dorohedoro.

Sunday, June 7, 2020

Kakushigoto

Kakushi Goto has the most embarrassing job in the world: Manga artist. Goto has to do everything in his power to keep his profession a secret from his precious daughter, Hime. Along the way he accidentally makes every woman he interacts with fall in love with him. But Goto only has eyes for one thing: pretending he's not a manga artist.

Sunday, May 24, 2020

Diary of Our Days at the Breakwater

Hina Tsurugi hates fish. And creepy crawly things. And pretty much every living thing that makes residence in the ocean. Being of weak constitution, she's bullied into joining the Breakwater Club at school and now spends her free time casting lines, catching fish, and cleaning the spoils. This is the Diary of Our Days at the Breakwater.

Sunday, May 10, 2020

Gal & Dino

One day, happy-go-lucky Gal, Kaede, drunkenly brings home a dino. As we all know, once they are in the home, a dino will never leave. Kaede and Dino go on many adventures and save the world (and the timeline) ten times over in Gal & Dino.

Sunday, April 26, 2020

Princess Connect! Re:Dive


Pecorine is on a mission to eat literally everything on earth. No restaurant is safe from the terror of the all-consuming avatar of hunger as she sucks all consumables into the endless pit of her stomach. Newbie princess Kokkoro and her amnesiac Lord must do all they can to stop the rampage as they attempt to befriend and understand the dark lord of appetite in Princess Connect! Re:Dive.

Saturday, February 29, 2020

Magia Record: Puella Magi Madoka Magica Side Story

In Magia Record, Iroha Tamaki and her girlfriend Yachiyo Nanami take a long vacation in the peaceful city of Kamihama.

Sunday, December 15, 2019

Boogiepop and Others

In Boogiepop and Others, Boogiepop is a ghost... or something. She does ghost stuff around the highschool and helps other people become cool ghosts too.

Sunday, December 1, 2019

Aquarion Logos

Aquarian Logos is the third Aquarian. Because we needed more Aquarian.

Sunday, November 24, 2019

Tokyo Ghoul √A

Tokyo Ghoul √A is about solving the world's most complicated math problem. What is the square root of A? Before a group of Tokyo scientists can solve it, they accidentally create ghouls, a group of blood sucking living dead. Will the world ever find out what the square root of A is? Or will these ghouls eat every living person before then?

Sunday, November 10, 2019

Fate/stay night: Unlimited Blade Works

Yes, the show is actually called "Fate/stay night: Unlimited Blade Works." No, I don't know why it has such a silly name. It's about a knight named Fate who says the night and cooks food with his unlimited blade works.

Sunday, October 27, 2019

Cautious Hero: The Hero Is Overpowered but Overly Cautious

Seiya Ryuguin is overpowered but overly cautious. After being summoned by the breasty goddess Ristarte in an attempt to level up her godhood, Seiya spends his entire isekai'd life grinding out pushups and beating up other gods to max out his stats. The Demon Lord in another world can wait as Seiya gets swol. He's the Cautious Hero.

Sunday, October 13, 2019

Null & Peta

After the death of her older sister, Peta, Null decides to just replace her with a robot. Null & Peta is a metaphor for the dystopian ultimate future of capitalism: A world where all corporations control all capital and have replaced labor with automation which creates a majority underclass of unemployed and destitute people. Hmm, maybe pure capitalism is bad?

Sunday, September 15, 2019

Aishiteruze Baby

Aishiteruze Baby. I haven't actually seen this one and have no idea what it's about. Someone just sent me the image.

Sunday, September 1, 2019

Yuru Yuri San☆Hai!

In Yuru Yuri Season 3, everyone dies. The sequel is going to be called Yuru Yuri,. Yes, the comma is part of the name.

Sunday, August 18, 2019

If It's for My Daughter, I'd Even Defeat a Demon Lord

In If It's for My Daughter, I'd Even Defeat a Demon Lord, Dale is a cool, composed, and highly skilled adventurer who's made quite a name for himself despite his youth. One day on a job deep in the forest, he comes across a little devil girl who's almost wasted away. Unable to just leave her there to die, Dale takes her home and becomes her adoptive father. After she gets older he becomes her "daddy".

Sunday, August 4, 2019

Astra Lost in Space

Seven moronic kids get lost (in space) in Astra Lost in Space. At one point, they are trapped on a planet with killer mushrooms and all but two are poisoned. As the stupid leader goes to look for an antidote, the fat one just starts singing on the ship. Rather than do something helpful, she just starts singing. Everyone in this show is stupid; I hope they stay lost forever.

Sunday, July 21, 2019

The Ones Within - Genome

Everyone hates video game streamers. Nobody hates them more than Paka the Alpaca. That's why he's kidnapped the twelve most annoying streamers and put them into a battle royal death match. No matter what happens, the world will be rid of at least 11 garbage streamers. Find out who lives and who dies in The Ones Within - Genome.

Sunday, July 7, 2019

Yatogame-chan Observation Diary

Monaka Yatogami from Nagoya is a weird girl with an even weirder accent. Kaito Jin from Tokyo decides to create the Yatogame-chan Observation Diary in order to fully document this bizarre creature. Along the way he runs into even weirder people in Nagoya and begins to learn that maybe moving there was a huge mistake.

Sunday, June 23, 2019

Bungo Stray Dogs 3

Our favorite lemon-exploding bishie boy is back in Bungo Stray Dogs 3. That's right, the show about famous authors like Hemingway and CS Louis turning into handsome dudes and kicking the living shit outta each other with exploding lemons and materialized snow demons has returned for a third season. It seems the only way to get some people to read the classics is to introduce some dynamite-filled fruit.

Sunday, June 9, 2019

High School Fleet

High School Fleet is like Kantai Collection (Kancolle) but instead of actually being boats, the girls work on the boats. It can be confusing at first, but you'll eventually get used to it. It's not as good as its anime cousin Kancolle, though, I prefer my boats to be girls rather than boats.

Sunday, May 26, 2019

Rolling Girls

In Rolling Girls, four teenage girls go on a motorcycle road trip across a post-apocalyptic Japan. Along they way they fight ninjas, become F1 racers, eat sushi, and develop friendships.

Sunday, May 12, 2019

Pandora in the Crimson Shell

Cenancle Island is a resort island. And it's under attack by weird robots. Will cyborg girl Nene and her lesbian maid Clarion (who is also a cyborg) be able to defeat the mechanical terrors and save the island? There's pandemonium abound in Pandora in the Crimson Shell.

Sunday, April 28, 2019

Etotama

Yes, that's a big pile of chicken with a single lemon wedge. That's all you need to know about Etotama.

Sunday, April 14, 2019

Hitori Bocchi's ○○ Lifestyle

Hitori Bocchi is a loser girl with severe autism and suffers from the difficulties of talking to people and becoming friends. When entering middle school, Hitori's only friend tells her that it would look uncool to be friends with the autistic girl. Hitori Bocchi, being all alone, must now start her middle school life without anyone to talk to. How will this class of young middle school kids deal with Hitori Bocchi's ○○ Lifestyle?

Sunday, March 31, 2019

Violet Evergarden

Violet Evergarden is a robot. As a robot, she wants to eliminate all living organisms on Earth. To accomplish this goal, she enrolls in a typing class where she learns to write letters on an old timey typewriter. While learning to type, she becomes a better person by understanding emotions and gaining empathy. With that empathy she is finally able to destroy the entire world.

Sunday, March 17, 2019

Yuri!! on Ice

Yuri!! on Ice is a homoerotic anime about Japanese figure skater Yuri Katsuki and his developing homosexual relationship with Russian rival figure skater Yuri Plisetsky. Yuri and Yuri both compete on the world stage and try to outshine each other in the ring, but outside their relationship is too hot for the ice. Watch Yuri bloom into a more loving and empathetic person while Yuri blooms into a more courageous skater and confident lover in Yuri!! on Ice.

Sunday, March 3, 2019

Brave Beats

In Brave Beats, sixth grader Hibiki Kazaguruma and his alien robot best friend must save President Obama from an assassin using the power of break dancing.

Sunday, February 17, 2019

Mob Psycho 100 II

Reigen Arataka, genius psychic and paranormal detective, employs hapless "mob character" Shigeo "Mob" Kageyama as a reasonably paid intern in Mob Psycho 100. Mob, being the dorky high school student he is, constantly causes trouble for the cool-headed Reigen. The psychic's time is occupied by getting Mob out of trouble from various ghosts, ghouls, poltergeists, and occasional flashers.

Sunday, February 3, 2019

Shonen Maid

Chihiro Komiya is a Shonen Maid. That means he cross-dresses in a maid outfit and does chores around the house for a creepy eccentric millionaire. It was either that or going to a Catholic orphanage. He's probably safer with the weirdo rich guy.

Sunday, January 20, 2019

One Piece: Adventure of Nebulandia

One Piece takes place 100 years in the future where Monkey D Luffy and his crew aim to become the greatest troupe of fashion models in the universe. They travel the stars collecting clothes and designers, always upping their modeling game. Their goal is to one day locate the legendary swimsuit: One Piece.

Sunday, January 6, 2019

JoJo's Bizarre Adventure Part 5: Golden Wind

Giorno "JoJo" Giovanna is your average teenager in 2001 Italy; He's a petty thief with aims to join the mafioso, named Passione, and become a "Gang-Star". Together with his invisible friend, Gold Experience, JoJo get an in with Passione and joins an elite group of gang members who also have invisible friends. Will the Invisible Best Friends Gang be able to make their way up the mafioso ladder and all become Gang-Stars? Find out in JoJo's Bizarre Adventure Part 5: Golden Wind.

Sunday, December 23, 2018

Sagrada Reset

Coffee, bacon, a single slice of toast sliced through the center, some lettuce, and two lemon wedges. That's what makes the perfect anime breakfast. Kei Asai of Sagrada Reset always makes sure to eat healthy in the morning. The sour fruit helps get through the day. Even when the day resets.

Sunday, December 9, 2018

Jingai-san no Yome

Jingai-san no Yome is a gay romance anime between a mute, anorexic polar bear and some high school guy. There's also a additional romances developing between high school boys and sentient bandage, a pink racoon thing (pictured above), and cyclops raven twins. If you are into homoeroticism and/or bestiality, check out Jingai-san no Yome. If that sounds weird and/or gross, maybe you should check out something else instead.

Sunday, November 25, 2018

Kiratto Pri☆chan

High energy Mirai Momoyama and slightly mopey Emo Moegi want to become PriTube idols! To do so, they must create the ultimate PriTube channel. They will throw everything at the wall and see what sticks, from cooking shows, to flower arragement, to just plain old idol singing and dancing. Will these two best friends be able to conquer the idoling world of PriTube and swim in the cash of millions of subscribers? Or will they fall flat and fail to procure a triple digit sub count? Find out in Kiratto Pri☆chan!

Sunday, November 11, 2018

GUGURE! KOKKURI-SAN

Living Ouija board and fox ghost, Kokkuri, had been relied on for centuries to answer any question mortals would dare ask. Now, thanks to the prevalence of Google and various other Internet search engines, Kokkuri can no longer stay in business. He's homeless and relies on government handouts until he's summoned by a self-proclaimed "living doll" and occult enthusiast Kohina Ichimatsu. Kohina forces the unemployed ghost to cook food, do chores, and answer mundane questions. How does he answer them? Google It! Kokkuri-san!

Sunday, October 28, 2018

Between the Sky and Sea

In 2012, all fish left Earth. In 2013, Japan really wanted to eat fish so they founded the Space Fisherman Program. The best fishermen in Japan are mandated to take astronaut training so that they may go into space using digital gods from a cell phone video game and capture delicious fish. But six middle school girls with funny accents want to become the first ever women space fishermen. They undergo harsh training day and night to train their bodies for the tough terrain of underwater space. They must also train their minds to withstand the harsh sexist rhetoric of a male dominated field. Here is a picture of them making lemon pancakes, an important training regime. Will these girls be able to pursue their dreams of space fish Between the Sky and Sea?

Sunday, October 14, 2018

As Miss Beelzebub Likes


After the death of Satan, Hell is ruled by a new despot, Miss Beelzebub. All things must be As Miss Beelzebub Likes. This includes, 100% alpaca fur sweaters, delicious tea, and fluffy cuddly animals. This Hell is no home for infinite losers, but only for the most loyal of Beelzebub's servants to wait on her every demand. Only the most ruthless or fluffy can survive in this Hell.

Sunday, September 30, 2018

Island

Island, from Hollywood director and producer Michael Bay, is about a man named Setsuna who goes back in time in order to have sex with a bunch of teenagers. He also briefly marries one of them. Like most "Key-like" VN harem animes, all the girls have at least one mental illness, such as believing they are also time traveler, or being afraid of the sun. After Setsuna "cures" each of these illnesses, he is rewarded with sex.

Sunday, September 16, 2018

The Disappearance of Nagato Yuki-chan

Is that Kyon eating a raw lemon? No wonder his life is so messed up. Dude just takes a bite outta a lemon. I supposed dealing with The Disappearance of Nagato Yuki-chan can be rough, but c'mon, man, no need to gum a lemon.

Sunday, September 2, 2018

Grand Blue

Grand Blue is all about hanging out with the boys, getting drunk, and taking your clothes off. This anime embodies all that it means to be a man. Nothing manlier than sippin' some brewskis with the lads in the buff.

Sunday, August 19, 2018

Music Girls

Ever notice how Love Live and The Idolmatster are really popular and make the copyright holders beaucoup bucks? Well, so did the creators of Music Girls. Yeah, it's a ripoff of LL/iM@S. But at least there's a girl with a lemon in her hair. Don't forget to buy all the CDs, DVDs, BluRays, and spend all your money in the gatcha mobage!

Sunday, August 5, 2018

Aikatsu Friends!

Aine Yuki wants to make one million friends. But above all that, she wants a best friend. That way they can be Aikatsu Friends! She finally meets her best friend in Mio Minato. Together Aine and Mio perform idol activities ("aikatsu") together. Will Aine and Mio be able to become the top idols in Japan? Will Mio finally confess her feelings for Aine? Will they have beautiful gradient hair children together? Find out by watching Aikatsu Friends!

Sunday, July 22, 2018

FLCL Progressive

FLCL Progressive is like the original FLCL. But not as good. I think [adult swim] wasted their money trying to cash in on nostalgia.

Sunday, July 8, 2018

Isekai Izakaya: Japanese Food From Another World

Isekai Izakaya is literally the same show as Restaurant to Another World. Seriously, did they think we wouldn't notice? It even aired right when Restaurant ended. But Isekai Izakaya doesn't have any cute girls in it, so it's way worse. I'm so sick of these knockoffs lacking the cute anime girls.

Sunday, June 24, 2018

Lupin III Part 5

Arsene Lupin III is the world's greatest thief. Together with gunslinger Jigen and samurai Goemon, the bandit trio set off to lie, cheat, and steal their way into high society and make off with with all the richest they can carry. In Lupin III Part 5, there's still only one thing Lupin cannot steal: The heart of Fujiko Mine.

Sunday, June 10, 2018

Cutie Honey Universe

Honey Kisaragi is a robot. And a lesbian. In fact, everyone in Cutie Honey Universe in a lesbian. The plot revolves around an evil dominatrix named Jill who really, really wants Honey's booty. But Honey already has her bff's name tattooed on it. Honey only wants monogamous lesbian sex. She refuses to hand her booty over to some leather-wearing thot. After several rejections, Jill decides to step her game up and do the only logical thing to try and win Honey over: She kidnaps her girlfriend.

Sunday, May 27, 2018

Aggretsuko

Retsuko trudges through life just like the rest of us. She has a crappy boss, annoying coworkers, and has to stay late way too often. But there's one thing that can relieve all that built up pressure. And that's death metal karaoke. Retsuko screams out her frustrations over pig bosses and doe-eyed suck up in an 8 by 8 karaoke room. She's not just Retsuko, she's Aggressive Retsuko. Aggretsuko.

Sunday, May 13, 2018

School Babysitters

School Babysitters is about babysitting while at school. If that's your thing, check out School Babysitters!