Sunday, December 23, 2018

Sagrada Reset

Coffee, bacon, a single slice of toast sliced through the center, some lettuce, and two lemon wedges. That's what makes the perfect anime breakfast. Kei Asai of Sagrada Reset always makes sure to eat healthy in the morning. The sour fruit helps get through the day. Even when the day resets.

Sunday, December 9, 2018

Jingai-san no Yome

Jingai-san no Yome is a gay romance anime between a mute, anorexic polar bear and some high school guy. There's also a additional romances developing between high school boys and sentient bandage, a pink racoon thing (pictured above), and cyclops raven twins. If you are into homoeroticism and/or bestiality, check out Jingai-san no Yome. If that sounds weird and/or gross, maybe you should check out something else instead.

Sunday, November 25, 2018

Kiratto Pri☆chan

High energy Mirai Momoyama and slightly mopey Emo Moegi want to become PriTube idols! To do so, they must create the ultimate PriTube channel. They will throw everything at the wall and see what sticks, from cooking shows, to flower arragement, to just plain old idol singing and dancing. Will these two best friends be able to conquer the idoling world of PriTube and swim in the cash of millions of subscribers? Or will they fall flat and fail to procure a triple digit sub count? Find out in Kiratto Pri☆chan!

Sunday, November 11, 2018


Living Ouija board and fox ghost, Kokkuri, had been relied on for centuries to answer any question mortals would dare ask. Now, thanks to the prevalence of Google and various other Internet search engines, Kokkuri can no longer stay in business. He's homeless and relies on government handouts until he's summoned by a self-proclaimed "living doll" and occult enthusiast Kohina Ichimatsu. Kohina forces the unemployed ghost to cook food, do chores, and answer mundane questions. How does he answer them? Google It! Kokkuri-san!

Sunday, October 28, 2018

Between the Sky and Sea

In 2012, all fish left Earth. In 2013, Japan really wanted to eat fish so they founded the Space Fisherman Program. The best fishermen in Japan are mandated to take astronaut training so that they may go into space using digital gods from a cell phone video game and capture delicious fish. But six middle school girls with funny accents want to become the first ever women space fishermen. They undergo harsh training day and night to train their bodies for the tough terrain of underwater space. They must also train their minds to withstand the harsh sexist rhetoric of a male dominated field. Here is a picture of them making lemon pancakes, an important training regime. Will these girls be able to pursue their dreams of space fish Between the Sky and Sea?

Sunday, October 14, 2018

As Miss Beelzebub Likes

After the death of Satan, Hell is ruled by a new despot, Miss Beelzebub. All things must be As Miss Beelzebub Likes. This includes, 100% alpaca fur sweaters, delicious tea, and fluffy cuddly animals. This Hell is no home for infinite losers, but only for the most loyal of Beelzebub's servants to wait on her every demand. Only the most ruthless or fluffy can survive in this Hell.

Sunday, September 30, 2018


Island, from Hollywood director and producer Michael Bay, is about a man named Setsuna who goes back in time in order to have sex with a bunch of teenagers. He also briefly marries one of them. Like most "Key-like" VN harem animes, all the girls have at least one mental illness, such as believing they are also time traveler, or being afraid of the sun. After Setsuna "cures" each of these illnesses, he is rewarded with sex.

Sunday, September 16, 2018

The Disappearance of Nagato Yuki-chan

Is that Kyon eating a raw lemon? No wonder his life is so messed up. Dude just takes a bite outta a lemon. I supposed dealing with The Disappearance of Nagato Yuki-chan can be rough, but c'mon, man, no need to gum a lemon.

Sunday, September 2, 2018

Grand Blue

Grand Blue is all about hanging out with the boys, getting drunk, and taking your clothes off. This anime embodies all that it means to be a man. Nothing manlier than sippin' some brewskis with the lads in the buff.

Sunday, August 19, 2018

Music Girls

Ever notice how Love Live and The Idolmatster are really popular and make the copyright holders beaucoup bucks? Well, so did the creators of Music Girls. Yeah, it's a ripoff of LL/iM@S. But at least there's a girl with a lemon in her hair. Don't forget to buy all the CDs, DVDs, BluRays, and spend all your money in the gatcha mobage!

Sunday, August 5, 2018

Aikatsu Friends!

Aine Yuki wants to make one million friends. But above all that, she wants a best friend. That way they can be Aikatsu Friends! She finally meets her best friend in Mio Minato. Together Aine and Mio perform idol activities ("aikatsu") together. Will Aine and Mio be able to become the top idols in Japan? Will Mio finally confess her feelings for Aine? Will they have beautiful gradient hair children together? Find out by watching Aikatsu Friends!

Sunday, July 22, 2018

FLCL Progressive

FLCL Progressive is like the original FLCL. But not as good. I think [adult swim] wasted their money trying to cash in on nostalgia.

Sunday, July 8, 2018

Isekai Izakaya: Japanese Food From Another World

Isekai Izakaya is literally the same show as Restaurant to Another World. Seriously, did they think we wouldn't notice? It even aired right when Restaurant ended. But Isekai Izakaya doesn't have any cute girls in it, so it's way worse. I'm so sick of these knockoffs lacking the cute anime girls.

Sunday, June 24, 2018

Lupin III Part 5

Arsene Lupin III is the world's greatest thief. Together with gunslinger Jigen and samurai Goemon, the bandit trio set off to lie, cheat, and steal their way into high society and make off with with all the richest they can carry. In Lupin III Part 5, there's still only one thing Lupin cannot steal: The heart of Fujiko Mine.

Sunday, June 10, 2018

Cutie Honey Universe

Honey Kisaragi is a robot. And a lesbian. In fact, everyone in Cutie Honey Universe in a lesbian. The plot revolves around an evil dominatrix named Jill who really, really wants Honey's booty. But Honey already has her bff's name tattooed on it. Honey only wants monogamous lesbian sex. She refuses to hand her booty over to some leather-wearing thot. After several rejections, Jill decides to step her game up and do the only logical thing to try and win Honey over: She kidnaps her girlfriend.

Sunday, May 27, 2018


Retsuko trudges through life just like the rest of us. She has a crappy boss, annoying coworkers, and has to stay late way too often. But there's one thing that can relieve all that built up pressure. And that's death metal karaoke. Retsuko screams out her frustrations over pig bosses and doe-eyed suck up in an 8 by 8 karaoke room. She's not just Retsuko, she's Aggressive Retsuko. Aggretsuko.

Sunday, May 13, 2018

School Babysitters

School Babysitters is about babysitting while at school. If that's your thing, check out School Babysitters!

Sunday, April 29, 2018

Alice or Alice

Alice or Alice is about two twins named Alice and Alice. That's right, some mother out there carried them in her stomach for nine months and didn't even bother to pick out two different names. Alice and Alice both obtain development problems due to their shared name and matching DNA. They lose all identity of the self and must never be apart for more than an hour at a time. Before going to college Alice A develops heart disease and Alice B gets lung cancer. Their big brother must choose between saving Alice or Alice. Hence the name of the show.

Sunday, April 15, 2018

Ms. Koizumi Loves Ramen Noodles

Ms. Koizumi Loves Ramen Noodles. She loves them more than people. More than friends. More than life itself. Koizumi would rather be knee-deep in old man sweat at a slimy old ramen dive tasting those sweet delicious golden noodles than almost anything else in the world. And so that's what she does every episode. Each time a new location, each one more seedier than the last.

Sunday, April 1, 2018

Modern Family

All Phil Dunphy has ever wanted is a pet alpaca. Phil finally was able to pick one up at a local farm for a steal! Ready to take on the world, Phil and Alpacachino form an unbreakable bond between the two of them. Is Phil ready to tell his wife of his new love? Like all TV wives, she won't approve of anything too wacky that brings joy to her man. Fun is not allowed in the Dunphy household. Of course, her disapproval does not stop Phil from bringing Alpacachino home. Or from Alpacachino from destroying the living room. Love may be strong, but it's not match for the animal instinct to ruin a good couch. So, eventually, Phil relinquishes his alpaca.

Look at the first letter of each sentence.

Sunday, March 18, 2018

How to Keep a Mummy

Sora Kashiwagi is just a regular high school kid until he gets a mummy from his dad. A mummy, not a mommy like he requested. Now he cries himself to sleep wishing he had a real mom like the rest of his classmates. Instead of being fed home cooked meals he must now take care of an invalid creature from horror cinema. He quickly must learn How to Keep a Mummy.

Sunday, March 4, 2018

Pop Team Epic

Daichi Taira is your average high school freshman. When his parents are just about to go abroad, he stays behind to finish high school with his friends. Before departing, his parents share some surprising news: His first crush and childhood friend, Sosogu Hoshifuri, is moving back to his neighborhood. And she'll be going to his high school! It's been five years since they last met. And to Daichi's surprise, Sosogu moonlights as the center of a popular guerilla school idol group. But even more surprising, Sosogu is his fiance! How will this love drama play out? Find out in Hoshiiro Girldrop!

Sunday, February 18, 2018

Hakumei and Mikochi

Lesbian couple Hakumei and Mikochi live in the middle of the woods. Society has not yet fully accepted their relationship, but tolerates their lives on the outskirts of town. Both of them eek out a simple living doing manual labor and creating craft projects. Together they are happy, healthy, and often think of how they can expand their family. Join their highs and lows in each episode and watch them slowly win over the town folks and change their closed minds.

Also, those aren't giant lemons. They're tiny people.

Sunday, February 4, 2018


Takunomi. is the same show as Love Is Like a Cocktail, only with an all-girl cast. That makes it the better show.

Sunday, January 21, 2018

After the Rain

High school girl Akira Tachibana loves her manager Mr. Kondo. Mr. Kondo is a huge dork stuck in a dead-end job as the manager at a failing family restaurant forced to hire teenage girls at below-market rates for work as waitresses. During rainstorms giant alpacas are summoned and Mr. Kondo, as the only owner of an umbrella, is forced to escort Akira to the hospital to help her injured foot. After the Rain, she confesses to the older man.

Sunday, January 7, 2018

A Sister Is All You Need

Itsuki Hashima lives life by only one rule: A sister is all you need. Well, that, AND writing creepy incest novels. What Itsuki doesn't know is that he already has the perfect little sister, it's just that sister happens to be his brother. But Itsuki, conforming to traditional gender norms, refuses to date his little brother. Instead, he tries to bang the nudist novelist who is much better at writing than him. There's also a pretty hot tax accountant in the show.