Sunday, December 20, 2015

Rokka: Braves of the Six Flowers

Braves of the Six Flowers is about six dudes who have flower tattoos that go around defeating demons and hunting the ultimate demon king. But then a seventh dude shows up and everyone's like "Who's not a flower?" So they try to figure out who isn't a flower. This chick eating a lemon (raw) is like a princess or a bunny or something like that. But is she a flower? Find out by watching Rokka: Braves of the Six Flowers.

Sunday, December 6, 2015

Magical Somera-chan

Magical Somera-chan is not about a talking Mexican hat. Instead, it focuses on four best friends as they claw, maim, and murder their way to the top of the food chain. Somera wants nothing more than to one day be the don of a mafia crime family. To do this she'll kill her friends or siblings. She'll even side with aliens from another world. On a day off, she'll visit the funny looking alpacas and give them a nice pet on the head. It's scientifically proven that contact with animals will lower your blood pressure. You should try it!

Sunday, November 15, 2015


I can safely say without hyperbole nor fear of infamy that PriPara is the best lil girl show of all time. PriPara stars Lala, a girl who loves her spaghetti hot dog as much as she enjoys going to PriPara. PriPara is a magical place where young women are indoctrinated using the power of music and dance to become "idols". All girls are sent a "friend ticket" when they reach middle school and are swiftly led down the path of the idol. Once an idol has performed enough "lives" and leveled up in the organization, they are involved in more nefarious activities. Will Lala's friends be able to stop her from being the "Divine Idol" that PriPara desperately needs?

Sunday, November 1, 2015

Himouto! Umaru-chan

Himouto! Umaru-chan stars Umaru-chan the himouto. A himouto is a slackster who does no work and enjoys the lazy life of playing video games, eating snacks, and annoying their big brother. Umaru's favorite drink is cola and when she feels like mixing it up, she goes with the refreshing taste of Cola with Lemon. Umaru also has the secret identity of UMR (which looks like Umaru in a hat) UMR goes around to all the arcades downtown to win all the alpaca plushies. Will UMR be able to out-play her rival TSF? You'll need to watch the show to find out.

Sunday, October 18, 2015

Tesagure! Bukatsumono Encore

The girls of Tesagure! usually just chew the cud for the entirety of each episode in this unscripted anime. Which can lead to some good things, like references to alpacas. Tesagure! is about four girls in a club about making existing clubs more exciting. And what's more exciting for the judo club than an alpaca throw?

Sunday, October 4, 2015


If you like LOUD YELLING and poop jokes then you'll love Gintama. If you enjoy laughing at good characters or story then you'll probably want to watch something else. Gintama stars wavy hair Gintoki in his attempt to poop and yell his way through life as a handyman with no money to his name.

Sunday, September 6, 2015

Kuroko's Basketball Season 3

Honey soaked lemons return in season three of Kuroko's Basketball. Are these really a thing? I've never heard of them before. In this season everyone gets "in the zone" which is a literal thing to be in. If high school level sports is this crazy, I wonder how crazy the pros are? And what about other sports like baseball or football? Do those sports have superhumans competing as well? I'd rather see those. If the pros or other sports in this universe are more interesting, then why waste the viewers' time with this amateur hour stuff?

Sunday, August 23, 2015

Wooser's Hand-to-Mouth Life: Phantasmagoric Arc

Wooser returns to his hand-to-mouth life in the Phantasmagoric Arc. In Season 3 Wooser is bigger and badder than ever, ready to take on America. He's joined by Rin, Len, Miho, Yu, Darth Wooser, Wooser News, Ajipon, The-Creature-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named, Miss Monochrome, and, of course, the alpaca in the waste basket. Will Wooser finally get his way and take over the America? Or will he laze around all day dreaming of meat and schoolgirls?

Sunday, August 9, 2015

Milky Holmes TD

The Milkies return in the fourth season of Milky Holmes. Jumping on the popularity of idol shows,  useless detectives Sheryl, Cordelia, Nero, and Herc travel around the world tracking down an idol's lost song. They, of course, never find it. The idol is forced into retirement and forced to watch as her biggest rival becomes the top idol and conquers the world with their song.

Sunday, July 26, 2015

Durarara!! x 2

The headless horseman returns for the second season of Durarara!!. Still trying to find her head, Celty Sturluson goes around the city delivering packages of drugs, money, and little girls hoping to find an eventual lead. Will she be able to find one? Or will she just waste her time playing house with her live-in boyfriend?

Sunday, July 12, 2015

Teekyu 4

The tennis champions return for a fourth season in Teekyu 4. And everyone's favorite, Marimo "Panty Eater" Bandou, still sports her alpaca hairpin. This new and exciting tennis adventure features explosions, helicopters, sharks, and searching for a fifth season. Let's hope they find more than just a fifth and go on for a hundred more years.

Sunday, June 28, 2015


Punch Line (aka "If He Sees Panties the World Will Explode") is about Yuta, your typical teenage boy with one big problem: If he sees panties the world will explode. How will this average horndog of a young kid manage to get through his adolescence without seeing the sacred golden undergarments of the fairer sex? Especially when he's living in an apartment inhabited by only him and several curious girls on the cusps of adulthood. Luckily he has help from a talking ghost cat. Good luck, Yuta! The world is depending on you!

Sunday, June 14, 2015

Hello!! Golden Mosaic

The golden girls return in the second season of Golden Mosaic. White girls Karen and Alice terrorize an all-girl Japanese school with their charm and wit, eventually sending the school and surrounding area into a militaristic hell. There's no mercy in this post-golden world. After getting a glimpse of blonde hair, the schoolgirls abandon their old gods and now crave one thing: Golden Mosaic. The second season, named "Hello!! Golden Mosaic" picks up right where the first one stopped: Karen telling Alice to "Say 'hello' to my little friend!" (The little friend being Shino, the tiny Japanese girl, of course.)

Sunday, May 31, 2015


The heinous villain Joker's reign of terror comes to a citrousy halt after a heist gone wrong. An accident involving lemons (and a bit of magic chewing gum) replaces both his eyes with the yellow fruit. The series continues on as Joker tries over and over again to find a cure for his ailment. Filled with magical capers and fruit puns, will the Mysterious Joker ever regain his true eyes?

Sunday, May 17, 2015

Comical Psychosomatic Medicine

Due to the growing population of shut-ins refusing to leave their homes, Japan has decided to produce an anime that allows these losers to diagnosis and help themselves. Comical Psychosomatic Medicine uses comedy to teach otakus and shut-ins how to identify if they have become mentally ill (instead of just a standard pervert). Each episode ends with a plea for the audience to take action and seek help. Hopefully, for the sake of Japan's future, the plea does not fall on deaf ears.

Sunday, May 3, 2015

Japan Anima(tor) Expo - 20min Walk From Nishi-Ogikubo Station, 2 Bedrooms, Living Room, Dining Room, Kitchen, 2mos Deposit, No Pets Allowed

The Japan Anima(tor) Expo ( consists of short animations from various directors. The sixth episode involves a tiny naked woman who invades the apartment of an unsuspecting man in order to play out his biggest (or rather, smallest) fantasy.

Sunday, April 19, 2015


The year is 2086. Jewelpets have rebelled against their masters and humanity has been all but wiped out. The few humans that survive remain underground away from the patrols of the Jewelpet enforcers such as this adorable pink alpaca adorned with flowers. Will a ragtag team of resistance fighters be able to stand up against enforcers and take back the surface? Or will the last remnants of humanity be wiped from existence?

Sunday, April 5, 2015

Lesbian Bear Storm

Lesbian Bear Storm is the straightforward action story of humanity defending itself against the imminent threat of invading bears. Lacking in the frou-frou symbolism that weighs down other shows, Lesbear Storm focuses on the one and only thing that matters: Kicking some serious bear ass. Despite obviously being inspired by Attack on Titan, Lesbian Bear Storm easily surpasses it by making use of gruesome deaths and high-intensity action. This is a blockbuster to keep your eyes on.

Sunday, March 22, 2015

Your Lie in April

Google Fiber finally comes to a small town in central Japan but it leaves the residents with one question: What to do with all this Internet? Through fate and happenstance programming prodigy Kousei Arima comes across visionary Kari Miyazono and their lives are changed forever. Sweat and hard work lead the two to develop a revolutionary app that changes the lives of not only the townsfolk, but the entire world. The last thing to be revealed is the lie that was told in April. Who told it and what impact did it have on these two young entrepreneurs?

Sunday, March 8, 2015

Gourmet Girl Graffiti

After the death of her grandmother, Ryou Machiko is living alone in the big city. Unable to deal with the isolation, Ryou creates an imaginary friend Kirin who "visits" every week to enjoy all kinds of home-cooked dishes. Ryou's dear classmate, Shiina, catches on to her poor mental state and, while engulfed in hedonism and licentiousness, decides to take advantage. Shiina now gets free meals and a show every weekend as she eats Ryou's food and watches her talk to herself.

Sunday, February 22, 2015

THE iDOLM@STER Cinderella Girls

The Idolmatster returns with the darker, grittier spinoff ironically called "Cinderella Girls". Cinderella Girls explores the shadowy side of the mega money making idol industry. Following fourteen girls from their start as brainwashed wide-eyed youths to their debut as carbon-copied mass produced eye candy, Cinderella Girls is a grim divulgence into the unknown practices that go into the making and marketing of idols out of innocent girls and an exposé of the industry as a whole.

Sunday, February 8, 2015

Amagi Brilliant Park

Kanye West along with his hoes 50 Cent and Queen Latifa set out to make Amagi Brilliant Park the most ballin' theme park in all of Japan. With a newly installed gun range, strip club, and fried chicken stand, the park is set for its goal of trying to achieve 250,000 visitors by year's end. All that's left is Kanye to sit back and enjoy his bitches.

Sunday, February 1, 2015

Lovely Complex

Giantess Risa wants to score with her vertically challenged friend but faces one major obstacle: He's an idiot. Atsushi Ootani, the short moron that Risa has a crush on, will just not take a hint. This leads Risa and all her friends to bully Ootani nonstop. The onslaught of despotic torment done in an attempt to push Ootani into Risa's arms never works out. He's just so damn stupid.

Sunday, January 25, 2015

Waiting in the Summer

Lemon Yamano is the highest ranked agent in the Japanese branch of the highly secretive Men in Black agency. In Waiting in the Summer, Lemon is armed only with her neuralizer as she watches over Kaito Kirishima and his interactions with the forlorn alien using the pseudonym Ichika Takatsuki. Lemon's actions, taken only from the shadows, protect Earth from all threats unknown to the public.

Sunday, January 18, 2015

The Fruit of Grisaia

Also known as Le Fruit de la Grisaia or "Potato Harem," The Fruit of Grisaia is about one man's mission to force five girls to pee themselves. Yuji Kazami, after being stuck at a school filled with only five chicks with mental problems, decides to pass the time by teasing them and taking advantage of their imbalanced mental states. Yuji performs pranks with increasing magnitude until he reaches the ultimate conclusion: He should make them pee themselves. Armed only with his knowledge from his former military career and the backing of a mercenary group will Yuji be able to succeed? Will his dreams of golden showers come to fruition? Yuji sets his sights on Michiru Matsushima, the Lemon Girl, to be his first victim. Bonne chance!

Sunday, January 11, 2015

Tribe Cool Crew

Street thug Haneru along with his cronies Spider, Cannon, Double M, and the Fatman run a local gang that call themselves the Tribe Cool Crew.  After a hit gone wrong and a run in with the law, the Tribe Cool Crew is forced into community service to avoid jail time. Spending Christmas at the daycare, Spider dresses up as Santa Claus and hands out animal keychains as the rest sneak into the office to swipe computers.