Sunday, November 1, 2015

Himouto! Umaru-chan


Himouto! Umaru-chan stars Umaru-chan the himouto. A himouto is a slackster who does no work and enjoys the lazy life of playing video games, eating snacks, and annoying their big brother. Umaru's favorite drink is cola and when she feels like mixing it up, she goes with the refreshing taste of Cola with Lemon. Umaru also has the secret identity of UMR (which looks like Umaru in a hat) UMR goes around to all the arcades downtown to win all the alpaca plushies. Will UMR be able to out-play her rival TSF? You'll need to watch the show to find out.

Sunday, October 18, 2015

Tesagure! Bukatsumono Encore

The girls of Tesagure! usually just chew the cud for the entirety of each episode in this unscripted anime. Which can lead to some good things, like references to alpacas. Tesagure! is about four girls in a club about making existing clubs more exciting. And what's more exciting for the judo club than an alpaca throw?

Sunday, October 4, 2015

Gintama

If you like LOUD YELLING and poop jokes then you'll love Gintama. If you enjoy laughing at good characters or story then you'll probably want to watch something else. Gintama stars wavy hair Gintoki in his attempt to poop and yell his way through life as a handyman with no money to his name.

Sunday, September 6, 2015

Kuroko's Basketball Season 3


Honey soaked lemons return in season three of Kuroko's Basketball. Are these really a thing? I've never heard of them before. In this season everyone gets "in the zone" which is a literal thing to be in. If high school level sports is this crazy, I wonder how crazy the pros are? And what about other sports like baseball or football? Do those sports have superhumans competing as well? I'd rather see those. If the pros or other sports in this universe are more interesting, then why waste the viewers' time with this amateur hour stuff?

Sunday, August 23, 2015

Wooser's Hand-to-Mouth Life: Phantasmagoric Arc

Wooser returns to his hand-to-mouth life in the Phantasmagoric Arc. In Season 3 Wooser is bigger and badder than ever, ready to take on America. He's joined by Rin, Len, Miho, Yu, Darth Wooser, Wooser News, Ajipon, The-Creature-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named, Miss Monochrome, and, of course, the alpaca in the waste basket. Will Wooser finally get his way and take over the America? Or will he laze around all day dreaming of meat and schoolgirls?

Sunday, August 9, 2015

Milky Holmes TD

The Milkies return in the fourth season of Milky Holmes. Jumping on the popularity of idol shows,  useless detectives Sheryl, Cordelia, Nero, and Herc travel around the world tracking down an idol's lost song. They, of course, never find it. The idol is forced into retirement and forced to watch as her biggest rival becomes the top idol and conquers the world with their song.

Sunday, July 26, 2015

Durarara!! x 2

The headless horseman returns for the second season of Durarara!!. Still trying to find her head, Celty Sturluson goes around the city delivering packages of drugs, money, and little girls hoping to find an eventual lead. Will she be able to find one? Or will she just waste her time playing house with her live-in boyfriend?

Sunday, July 12, 2015

Teekyu 4

The tennis champions return for a fourth season in Teekyu 4. And everyone's favorite, Marimo "Panty Eater" Bandou, still sports her alpaca hairpin. This new and exciting tennis adventure features explosions, helicopters, sharks, and searching for a fifth season. Let's hope they find more than just a fifth and go on for a hundred more years.

Sunday, June 28, 2015

PUNCH LINE

Punch Line (aka "If He Sees Panties the World Will Explode") is about Yuta, your typical teenage boy with one big problem: If he sees panties the world will explode. How will this average horndog of a young kid manage to get through his adolescence without seeing the sacred golden undergarments of the fairer sex? Especially when he's living in an apartment inhabited by only him and several curious girls on the cusps of adulthood. Luckily he has help from a talking ghost cat. Good luck, Yuta! The world is depending on you!

Sunday, June 14, 2015

Hello!! Golden Mosaic

The golden girls return in the second season of Golden Mosaic. White girls Karen and Alice terrorize an all-girl Japanese school with their charm and wit, eventually sending the school and surrounding area into a militaristic hell. There's no mercy in this post-golden world. After getting a glimpse of blonde hair, the schoolgirls abandon their old gods and now crave one thing: Golden Mosaic. The second season, named "Hello!! Golden Mosaic" picks up right where the first one stopped: Karen telling Alice to "Say 'hello' to my little friend!" (The little friend being Shino, the tiny Japanese girl, of course.)

Sunday, May 31, 2015

Joker


The heinous villain Joker's reign of terror comes to a citrousy halt after a heist gone wrong. An accident involving lemons (and a bit of magic chewing gum) replaces both his eyes with the yellow fruit. The series continues on as Joker tries over and over again to find a cure for his ailment. Filled with magical capers and fruit puns, will the Mysterious Joker ever regain his true eyes?

Sunday, May 17, 2015

Comical Psychosomatic Medicine

Due to the growing population of shut-ins refusing to leave their homes, Japan has decided to produce an anime that allows these losers to diagnosis and help themselves. Comical Psychosomatic Medicine uses comedy to teach otakus and shut-ins how to identify if they have become mentally ill (instead of just a standard pervert). Each episode ends with a plea for the audience to take action and seek help. Hopefully, for the sake of Japan's future, the plea does not fall on deaf ears.

Sunday, May 3, 2015

Japan Anima(tor) Expo - 20min Walk From Nishi-Ogikubo Station, 2 Bedrooms, Living Room, Dining Room, Kitchen, 2mos Deposit, No Pets Allowed

The Japan Anima(tor) Expo (http://animatorexpo.com/titlelist/) consists of short animations from various directors. The sixth episode involves a tiny naked woman who invades the apartment of an unsuspecting man in order to play out his biggest (or rather, smallest) fantasy.

Sunday, April 19, 2015

Jewelpet

The year is 2086. Jewelpets have rebelled against their masters and humanity has been all but wiped out. The few humans that survive remain underground away from the patrols of the Jewelpet enforcers such as this adorable pink alpaca adorned with flowers. Will a ragtag team of resistance fighters be able to stand up against enforcers and take back the surface? Or will the last remnants of humanity be wiped from existence?

Sunday, April 5, 2015

Lesbian Bear Storm

Lesbian Bear Storm is the straightforward action story of humanity defending itself against the imminent threat of invading bears. Lacking in the frou-frou symbolism that weighs down other shows, Lesbear Storm focuses on the one and only thing that matters: Kicking some serious bear ass. Despite obviously being inspired by Attack on Titan, Lesbian Bear Storm easily surpasses it by making use of gruesome deaths and high-intensity action. This is a blockbuster to keep your eyes on.

Sunday, March 22, 2015

Your Lie in April

Google Fiber finally comes to a small town in central Japan but it leaves the residents with one question: What to do with all this Internet? Through fate and happenstance programming prodigy Kousei Arima comes across visionary Kari Miyazono and their lives are changed forever. Sweat and hard work lead the two to develop a revolutionary app that changes the lives of not only the townsfolk, but the entire world. The last thing to be revealed is the lie that was told in April. Who told it and what impact did it have on these two young entrepreneurs?

Sunday, March 8, 2015

Gourmet Girl Graffiti

After the death of her grandmother, Ryou Machiko is living alone in the big city. Unable to deal with the isolation, Ryou creates an imaginary friend Kirin who "visits" every week to enjoy all kinds of home-cooked dishes. Ryou's dear classmate, Shiina, catches on to her poor mental state and, while engulfed in hedonism and licentiousness, decides to take advantage. Shiina now gets free meals and a show every weekend as she eats Ryou's food and watches her talk to herself.

Sunday, February 22, 2015

THE iDOLM@STER Cinderella Girls


The Idolmatster returns with the darker, grittier spinoff ironically called "Cinderella Girls". Cinderella Girls explores the shadowy side of the mega money making idol industry. Following fourteen girls from their start as brainwashed wide-eyed youths to their debut as carbon-copied mass produced eye candy, Cinderella Girls is a grim divulgence into the unknown practices that go into the making and marketing of idols out of innocent girls and an exposé of the industry as a whole.

Sunday, February 8, 2015

Amagi Brilliant Park

Kanye West along with his hoes 50 Cent and Queen Latifa set out to make Amagi Brilliant Park the most ballin' theme park in all of Japan. With a newly installed gun range, strip club, and fried chicken stand, the park is set for its goal of trying to achieve 250,000 visitors by year's end. All that's left is Kanye to sit back and enjoy his bitches.

Sunday, February 1, 2015

Lovely Complex


Giantess Risa wants to score with her vertically challenged friend but faces one major obstacle: He's an idiot. Atsushi Ootani, the short moron that Risa has a crush on, will just not take a hint. This leads Risa and all her friends to bully Ootani nonstop. The onslaught of despotic torment done in an attempt to push Ootani into Risa's arms never works out. He's just so damn stupid.

Sunday, January 25, 2015

Waiting in the Summer

Lemon Yamano is the highest ranked agent in the Japanese branch of the highly secretive Men in Black agency. In Waiting in the Summer, Lemon is armed only with her neuralizer as she watches over Kaito Kirishima and his interactions with the forlorn alien using the pseudonym Ichika Takatsuki. Lemon's actions, taken only from the shadows, protect Earth from all threats unknown to the public.

Sunday, January 18, 2015

The Fruit of Grisaia


Also known as Le Fruit de la Grisaia or "Potato Harem," The Fruit of Grisaia is about one man's mission to force five girls to pee themselves. Yuji Kazami, after being stuck at a school filled with only five chicks with mental problems, decides to pass the time by teasing them and taking advantage of their imbalanced mental states. Yuji performs pranks with increasing magnitude until he reaches the ultimate conclusion: He should make them pee themselves. Armed only with his knowledge from his former military career and the backing of a mercenary group will Yuji be able to succeed? Will his dreams of golden showers come to fruition? Yuji sets his sights on Michiru Matsushima, the Lemon Girl, to be his first victim. Bonne chance!

Sunday, January 11, 2015

Tribe Cool Crew


Street thug Haneru along with his cronies Spider, Cannon, Double M, and the Fatman run a local gang that call themselves the Tribe Cool Crew.  After a hit gone wrong and a run in with the law, the Tribe Cool Crew is forced into community service to avoid jail time. Spending Christmas at the daycare, Spider dresses up as Santa Claus and hands out animal keychains as the rest sneak into the office to swipe computers.

Sunday, December 28, 2014

My Bride Is a Merman Who Lives in My Bathtub (Orenchi no Furo Jijo)

Tatsumi has a problem: His bride is a merman who lives in his bathtub. A humble re-telling of Samuel Taylor Coleridge's famous Rime of the Ancient Mariner, MerTub tries to adapt the epic poem in only 13 four minute episodes. With the Merman playing the albatross and his little sister playing Lady Death, will Tatsumi make it out of his bathroom alive to tell his tale?

Friday, December 12, 2014

The Idolm@ster Movie

The Idolm@ster Movie (pronounced "Idolmatster") was just one big ripoff of Yamakan's more popular and more loved Wake Up, Girls!. Starring young idols having young idol problems such as sleeping with too many managers and missing a period or two, The Idolmatster Movie is just more of that same thing you've seen before. But this time with terrible characters such as that one dog hater, that one man hater, the one that can talk to animals, and the twins. The only major difference between this movie and WUG! was that WUG! at least had the decency to put an alpaca in the background. Here all I see are lemons. It's like a metaphor (or something).

Saturday, November 29, 2014

Encouragement of Climb


Otherwise known as "Mountain Lolis", Encouragement of Climb is about one young girl's quest to be as annoying as she possibly can. Whether she's complaining about homework or lamenting about a walk up a mild slope, Aoi Yukimura will go out of her way in an attempt to drive her friends Hinata and Kokona crazy. Only when slapped by her mountain-climbing mentor Kaede Saito will Aoi shut the hell up. In Season 2 an alpaca named Phil Powers is hidden in every episode. The above image is from the OP as to not spoil any of the hidden locations. How many Phils can you find?

Saturday, November 1, 2014

Gakuen Alice

In Gakuen Alice, young lesbian Mikan Sakura has an unhealthy obsession with her girl-crush Hotaru Imai. One day Hotaru disappears, forcing Mikan to chase after her. Mikan eventually ends up at a top-secret academy famous for enrolling lolis with superpowers. One student, the stereotypical male shojo love-interest and bad-boy with a dark history, Natsume Hyuga, repeatably attempts to seduce Mikan. Though to his despair, and despite his misunderstood and gentle heart, this bad-boy is doomed to a life alone as Mikan only has eyes for Hotaru.
(Guest post written by Ravaniia)

Tuesday, October 21, 2014

A good librarian like a good shepherd

After transferring to a new school Kyotaro Kakei becomes suddenly swarmed by chicks! They all want in his pants but an all-knowing, all-seeing entity known as "the shepherd" watches his every move. Will he be able to conquer all the girls under the watchful eye of the shepherd? Or will he meet his eventual demise by suffocating on all that pussy like some sort of librarian?

Saturday, September 20, 2014

Black Butler: Book of Circus

Black Butler: Book of Circus is season three of the Black Butler series. It's about a white butler who serves a Lord Phantomhive in ancient England. While fighting for the Queen against Germany in World War II, Phantomhive enjoys a plate of lobster and lemons served up by these brainwashed youths.

Friday, September 5, 2014

Strange+

In a word, Strange+ is.... bizarre. Jun Fukuyama voices the girl-boy leader of the Strange+ detective squad where many weird incidents take place. Instead of writing more, I believe the screenshot below is enough description.


Saturday, August 23, 2014

Nodame Cantabile

Nodame Cantabile is about no dame. It's about a loveless dude named Cantabile and his passion for music. With no dame to hold him back, this man goes on to master the viola, piano, and harp. And as a bachelor he still has time and money to enjoy all the video games he wants. Living the dream.

Saturday, August 9, 2014

Adventure Time

Earl of Lemongrab is the kindhearted old ruler of the Earldom of Lemongrab. He loves pranks and encourages all denizens to pull light-hearted pranks on him to promote unity between him and his subjects. All who serve under him wish for his reign to last one thousand years.

Saturday, August 2, 2014

Survival Games Club!


Fried Chicken Lemon makes his appearance in Episode 4 of Survival Games Club!. A master of the gaming arts, this finger lickin' stud wins over the hearts and minds (and panties) of the girls from the Survival Games Club.

Saturday, July 26, 2014

Mysterious Girlfriend X


Akira Tsubaki gets his first girlfriend, Mikoto Urabe, in Mysterious Girlfriend X. And she's a little mysterious. She's got a fetish for eating raw lemons and cutting everything with her panty-scissors. He's got a thing for drinking her drool. Both these weirdos seem to get along until Tsubaki learns Urabe's biggest mystery is she's not a "girl"friend at all!

Saturday, July 19, 2014

GJ Club @


In GJ Club @, the GJ Club lands in America. And like true Americans, they devote their entire time to eating.

Saturday, July 12, 2014

Baby Steps

Baby Steps isn't about babies. It's about tennis. What's up with that?

Saturday, July 5, 2014

Soul Eater NOT!

Despite the title, Soul Eater NOT! is actually Soul Eater. Spring Bird discovers she's a halberd and moves to Death City, Nevada. There she gets caught up in a love triangle between an absent-minded large-breasted girl and an uppity princess who knows royal karate. Soul Eater NOT! is a character study of a young girl discovering her identity and her sexual desires.

Saturday, June 28, 2014

Witch Craft Works

Ai, Mai, and Mii star in the magical scrap-booking adventure show Witch Craft Works. Never without their alpaca, Ai and co. travel the world teaching kids and adults alike the wonders of arts and crafts. In the picture above, Mii is shown sporting her newly made animal ears while Mai rests from carrying their supplies on the back of their ruminant friend.

Saturday, June 21, 2014

Ping Pong

Unsurprisingly, Ping Pong is about table tennis. Featuring fun and interesting characters and art drawn by an eight-year-old, Ping Pong delivers a volley of excitement with each episode. C.C. Lemon is a brand of lemon-flavored vitamin drink favored by professional table tennis players and can be spotted often throughout the series.

Saturday, June 14, 2014

Nanana's Buried Treasure

In search of Nanana's buried treasure, Juugo Yama joins a master detective and a cross-dressing maid. Their quest leads them down perilous dungeons hidden in plain sight. You can see the entrance to one just behind the row of alpacas if you squint hard enough.

Saturday, June 7, 2014

No-Rin

If there's one thing that No-Rin's Money Kanegami loves more than money it's her sweet B.B. Lemon drink. After a hard day's work, she knows there's nothing better than spending a coin or two and quenching her thirst with that sweet lemon nectar.