Long Riders! is all about the sport that
Bakuon!! made fun of. Cycling! Wanna waste thousands of dollars on a mode of transportation that's as inconvenient as it is slow? Want to throw your hard-earned (or perhaps ill-gotten) spending cash out the window instead of purchasing a reasonably-priced automobile? Then Alpaca Cycle is your store! Come visit us this weekend for our newest special: a mid-level bicycle for the same price as a Toyota! That's a good deal if you know anything about cycling.
