Sunday, February 17, 2019

Mob Psycho 100 II

Reigen Arataka, genius psychic and paranormal detective, employs hapless "mob character" Shigeo "Mob" Kageyama as a reasonably paid intern in Mob Psycho 100. Mob, being the dorky high school student he is, constantly causes trouble for the cool-headed Reigen. The psychic's time is occupied by getting Mob out of trouble from various ghosts, ghouls, poltergeists, and occasional flashers.

Sunday, February 3, 2019

Shonen Maid

Chihiro Komiya is a Shonen Maid. That means he cross-dresses in a maid outfit and does chores around the house for a creepy eccentric millionaire. It was either that or going to a Catholic orphanage. He's probably safer with the weirdo rich guy.

Sunday, January 20, 2019

One Piece: Adventure of Nebulandia

One Piece takes place 100 years in the future where Monkey D Luffy and his crew aim to become the greatest troupe of fashion models in the universe. They travel the stars collecting clothes and designers, always upping their modeling game. Their goal is to one day locate the legendary swimsuit: One Piece.

Sunday, January 6, 2019

JoJo's Bizarre Adventure Part 5: Golden Wind

Giorno "JoJo" Giovanna is your average teenager in 2001 Italy; He's a petty thief with aims to join the mafioso, named Passione, and become a "Gang-Star". Together with his invisible friend, Gold Experience, JoJo get an in with Passione and joins an elite group of gang members who also have invisible friends. Will the Invisible Best Friends Gang be able to make their way up the mafioso ladder and all become Gang-Stars? Find out in JoJo's Bizarre Adventure Part 5: Golden Wind.

Sunday, December 23, 2018

Sagrada Reset

Coffee, bacon, a single slice of toast sliced through the center, some lettuce, and two lemon wedges. That's what makes the perfect anime breakfast. Kei Asai of Sagrada Reset always makes sure to eat healthy in the morning. The sour fruit helps get through the day. Even when the day resets.

Sunday, December 9, 2018

Jingai-san no Yome

Jingai-san no Yome is a gay romance anime between a mute, anorexic polar bear and some high school guy. There's also a additional romances developing between high school boys and sentient bandage, a pink racoon thing (pictured above), and cyclops raven twins. If you are into homoeroticism and/or bestiality, check out Jingai-san no Yome. If that sounds weird and/or gross, maybe you should check out something else instead.

Sunday, November 25, 2018

Kiratto Pri☆chan

High energy Mirai Momoyama and slightly mopey Emo Moegi want to become PriTube idols! To do so, they must create the ultimate PriTube channel. They will throw everything at the wall and see what sticks, from cooking shows, to flower arragement, to just plain old idol singing and dancing. Will these two best friends be able to conquer the idoling world of PriTube and swim in the cash of millions of subscribers? Or will they fall flat and fail to procure a triple digit sub count? Find out in Kiratto Pri☆chan!

Sunday, November 11, 2018

GUGURE! KOKKURI-SAN

Living Ouija board and fox ghost, Kokkuri, had been relied on for centuries to answer any question mortals would dare ask. Now, thanks to the prevalence of Google and various other Internet search engines, Kokkuri can no longer stay in business. He's homeless and relies on government handouts until he's summoned by a self-proclaimed "living doll" and occult enthusiast Kohina Ichimatsu. Kohina forces the unemployed ghost to cook food, do chores, and answer mundane questions. How does he answer them? Google It! Kokkuri-san!

Sunday, October 28, 2018

Between the Sky and Sea

In 2012, all fish left Earth. In 2013, Japan really wanted to eat fish so they founded the Space Fisherman Program. The best fishermen in Japan are mandated to take astronaut training so that they may go into space using digital gods from a cell phone video game and capture delicious fish. But six middle school girls with funny accents want to become the first ever women space fishermen. They undergo harsh training day and night to train their bodies for the tough terrain of underwater space. They must also train their minds to withstand the harsh sexist rhetoric of a male dominated field. Here is a picture of them making lemon pancakes, an important training regime. Will these girls be able to pursue their dreams of space fish Between the Sky and Sea?

Sunday, October 14, 2018

As Miss Beelzebub Likes


After the death of Satan, Hell is ruled by a new despot, Miss Beelzebub. All things must be As Miss Beelzebub Likes. This includes, 100% alpaca fur sweaters, delicious tea, and fluffy cuddly animals. This Hell is no home for infinite losers, but only for the most loyal of Beelzebub's servants to wait on her every demand. Only the most ruthless or fluffy can survive in this Hell.

Sunday, September 30, 2018

Island

Island, from Hollywood director and producer Michael Bay, is about a man named Setsuna who goes back in time in order to have sex with a bunch of teenagers. He also briefly marries one of them. Like most "Key-like" VN harem animes, all the girls have at least one mental illness, such as believing they are also time traveler, or being afraid of the sun. After Setsuna "cures" each of these illnesses, he is rewarded with sex.

Sunday, September 16, 2018

The Disappearance of Nagato Yuki-chan

Is that Kyon eating a raw lemon? No wonder his life is so messed up. Dude just takes a bite outta a lemon. I supposed dealing with The Disappearance of Nagato Yuki-chan can be rough, but c'mon, man, no need to gum a lemon.

Sunday, September 2, 2018

Grand Blue

Grand Blue is all about hanging out with the boys, getting drunk, and taking your clothes off. This anime embodies all that it means to be a man. Nothing manlier than sippin' some brewskis with the lads in the buff.

Sunday, August 19, 2018

Music Girls

Ever notice how Love Live and The Idolmatster are really popular and make the copyright holders beaucoup bucks? Well, so did the creators of Music Girls. Yeah, it's a ripoff of LL/iM@S. But at least there's a girl with a lemon in her hair. Don't forget to buy all the CDs, DVDs, BluRays, and spend all your money in the gatcha mobage!

Sunday, August 5, 2018

Aikatsu Friends!

Aine Yuki wants to make one million friends. But above all that, she wants a best friend. That way they can be Aikatsu Friends! She finally meets her best friend in Mio Minato. Together Aine and Mio perform idol activities ("aikatsu") together. Will Aine and Mio be able to become the top idols in Japan? Will Mio finally confess her feelings for Aine? Will they have beautiful gradient hair children together? Find out by watching Aikatsu Friends!

Sunday, July 22, 2018

FLCL Progressive

FLCL Progressive is like the original FLCL. But not as good. I think [adult swim] wasted their money trying to cash in on nostalgia.

Sunday, July 8, 2018

Isekai Izakaya: Japanese Food From Another World

Isekai Izakaya is literally the same show as Restaurant to Another World. Seriously, did they think we wouldn't notice? It even aired right when Restaurant ended. But Isekai Izakaya doesn't have any cute girls in it, so it's way worse. I'm so sick of these knockoffs lacking the cute anime girls.

Sunday, June 24, 2018

Lupin III Part 5

Arsene Lupin III is the world's greatest thief. Together with gunslinger Jigen and samurai Goemon, the bandit trio set off to lie, cheat, and steal their way into high society and make off with with all the richest they can carry. In Lupin III Part 5, there's still only one thing Lupin cannot steal: The heart of Fujiko Mine.

Sunday, June 10, 2018

Cutie Honey Universe

Honey Kisaragi is a robot. And a lesbian. In fact, everyone in Cutie Honey Universe in a lesbian. The plot revolves around an evil dominatrix named Jill who really, really wants Honey's booty. But Honey already has her bff's name tattooed on it. Honey only wants monogamous lesbian sex. She refuses to hand her booty over to some leather-wearing thot. After several rejections, Jill decides to step her game up and do the only logical thing to try and win Honey over: She kidnaps her girlfriend.

Sunday, May 27, 2018

Aggretsuko

Retsuko trudges through life just like the rest of us. She has a crappy boss, annoying coworkers, and has to stay late way too often. But there's one thing that can relieve all that built up pressure. And that's death metal karaoke. Retsuko screams out her frustrations over pig bosses and doe-eyed suck up in an 8 by 8 karaoke room. She's not just Retsuko, she's Aggressive Retsuko. Aggretsuko.