Sunday, December 18, 2016
The Great Passage is about a bunch of boring people doing the most boring thing in the world: Making a dictionary. The main character's biggest hobby (other than making a dictionary) is staring at people taking the escalator. He eventually falls in love with his land lady's granddaughter for no reason other than "she lives in the same building." After writing a 10 page love letter (half in Chinese) they decide to get married. I guess even though the woman knew she was way better and way more interesting than him she decided to settle because the dating scene was too hard. The eye-catch of each episode is a bunch of dictionaries talking to the audience. It completely destroys the mood and adds nothing to the show. Apparently dictionaries across the Pacific all have names and different words in them unlike ours which are all just called "The Dictionary" and simply have all the words in them.
Sunday, December 4, 2016
Cheating Craft is one of many Chinese cartoons inexplicably showing up in the Fall 2016 season. And, like everything else made in China, it's a poorly made pile of poo. This Chinese anime epitomizes the Chinese signature design of ripping off something else while making sure it makes no sense. It's like someone over in China saw a battle shonen and decided to try to make their own. If you enjoy building with Legu bricks and eating Laye's potato chips then you'll love Cheating Craft.
Sunday, November 13, 2016
Nyanbo!s are not cats, they're space aliens! Tora and his extraterrestrial friends have one and only one mission here on Earth: Get the hell off this rock. Stranded on this backwater world, Tora, Shiro, Kuro, Mike, and Kotora search the junkyards for any salvageable machinery that could possibly power their spaceship. If they have to spend just one more minute on this terrible place alongside the evil residents known as "cats," the Nyanbo!s may just go insane.
Sunday, October 30, 2016
The Disastrous Life of Saiki K.. As a psychic, it's Saiki's duty to rid the world of all evil fruits. The evilest of all is Life's Lemon. He releases his tangy juices right in your face as you pucker up and swallow a squirt. Will Saiki be able make lemonade out of this sinister citrus or will the world be forced to suck a lemon?
Sunday, October 16, 2016
Long Riders! is all about the sport that Bakuon!! made fun of. Cycling! Wanna waste thousands of dollars on a mode of transportation that's as inconvenient as it is slow? Want to throw your hard-earned (or perhaps ill-gotten) spending cash out the window instead of purchasing a reasonably-priced automobile? Then Alpaca Cycle is your store! Come visit us this weekend for our newest special: a mid-level bicycle for the same price as a Toyota! That's a good deal if you know anything about cycling.
Sunday, September 18, 2016
Love Live! Sunshine!!. Taking place roughly five years after the original Love Live and after the fall of the u's empire. u's's shadow haunts the show and the nine girls who star in it, collectively known as Aquors. The girls are on a mission to hunt down u's. For what reason, we do not know. Aquors has one lead: The Love Live. They enter the idol contest in an attempt to draw out u's, but what they uncover is something darker.
Sunday, September 4, 2016
Sunday, August 21, 2016
Jojo's Bizarre Adventure Part 4: Diamond is Unbreakable.
Sunday, August 7, 2016
Tonkatsu DJ Agetaro. With his sick beats and hot food, Agetaro pushes his way to the night life as a rookie DJ. Will he be able to ~chill out~ the crowd and become the best Tonkatsu DJ of all time? Or will his music fizzle out like cold pork?
Sunday, July 24, 2016
Food Wars! serves up your need for a battle shonen with all the fighting taking place in the kitchen. These high schoolers give it their all in this life-or-death fight for the best dish. If your customers haven't climaxed then you have no right to call yourself the best chef. Will Soma Yukihira be able to achieve his dream of making the best weirdest food out there? Find out in Food Wars!.
Sunday, July 10, 2016
Macross Delta. Backed by the paramilitaristic Delta Squad and their jet planes with legs, the idol group Walkure uses their songs in the fight against the insurrectionists of Windermere and their androgynous boy-king. You can't get more anime than that.
Sunday, June 26, 2016
Three Leaves, Three Colors is about down-on-her-luck Yoko Nishikawa and her moronic friends. Yoko used to be a billionaire but all her savings were in the British Pound. After the exit from the European Union and the collapse of the English currency, Yoko finds herself living on the street and eating breadcrusts. Watch as she and two friends try to swindle the neighborhood kids out of their quarters so they can go buy the one thing that they love the most: jawbreakers.
Sunday, June 5, 2016
Aikatsu! gets re-imagined with the new show Aikatsu Stars!. Bandai Namco realized that Ichigo Jr. was ruining the original Aikatsu! and that PriPara was the superior little girl idol show so they rebooted the series as Aikatsu Stars!. Yume Nijino has the dream of being one of the four top sluts of Aikatsu Academy. Will she be able to spread her wings (and her legs) to achieve her dreams? Or will new bitch Laura Sakuraba usurp her and become the ultimate Queen Bitch? Watch every week as Yume and her blossoming friends step ever closer to their Aikatsu goals!
Sunday, May 22, 2016
Usakame. The show follows four girls who attend Usakame, a rival school of Teekyu gals. The TQ girls (including our favorite alpaca-lover Marimo "Panty Eater" Bando) make a cameo appearance for a practice match against the RabbitTurtles. After all, they need to stay in fighting condition for the next season of Teekyu (which we all hope is soon!).
Sunday, May 8, 2016
Sunday, April 24, 2016
Shonen Ashibe: Go! Go! Goma-chan is about Ashibe (a shonen) and his pet Goma (a goma). Ashibe's family adopts this adorable little seal after finding him in the middle of the road and they decide to name him Goma (how original). Goma enjoys water, ice-pops, and causing mischief. See this suave seal steal the hearts of all those around him. Go! Go! Goma-chan!
Sunday, April 10, 2016
PriPara is the show so good it gets two entries! Cotton Candy was once a human male. He gave up his humanity and became an alpaca in order to join the girls-only Pripara. He now serves the dark despot Lady Sophie as her personal chauffeur. Lady Sophie has joined forces with upcoming idols Laala and Mireille in order to start a revolution in Pripara and position themselves as the only idols.
Sunday, March 27, 2016
Nasuna Teekyu Spin-off features the rich girl, Nasuno Takamiya and her butler, name not important. The spin-off keeps the long standing tradition of focusing on the sport of tennis and the girls that play it. Of course our panty-eating, alpaca-loving friend appears in the spinoff. It's just not Teekyu without her.